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Entry from June 14, 2022
“If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent” (joke)

“If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are—find the time to microwave that shit” was posted on Twitter by Henpecked Hal on June 2, 2022.
   
The first line had one assume that a person was a terrible parent for giving frozen pizza or chicken nuggets to the kids, rather than something more nutritious. The joke is that a bad parent is literally serving the kids frozen pizza or frozen chicken nuggets—without the food being warmed up.
   
   
Twitter
Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are—find the time to microwave that shit.
12:06 PM · Jun 2, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Tim Scoff
@TimKScoff
If you feed your children frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for supper you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to microwave their supper!!!
8:36 PM · Jun 3, 2022·Twitter for iPad
 
Twitter
G
@GH_238_
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner then you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to cook that shit…
3:10 AM · Jun 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Fuzzy Snoot RSR.eth 2xYour.eth
@RsrFren
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are… find the time to heat
that shit up…
10:00 PM · Jun 8, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are—find the time to microwave that shit.
7:08 PM · Jun 13, 2022·Twitter Web App

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