Everything’s bigger in Texas, but this joke is a little extreme.
Why, When I Was A Kid...
by James R. Palmer
Victoria, British Columbia: Trafford Publishing
Texans are known for doing everything BIG or unusual or fantastic. Like the man from Texas who was heard saying, “acres and acres and she’s all mine!” “Your ranch?” asked the visitor. “Nope. Ma sweet wife!” drawled the Texan. The following tall tale, while absolutely pure truth, is one of those “Texas like” stories that I have had a hard time getting people to believe.
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • (0) Comments • Wednesday, December 05, 2007 • Permalink