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Entry from December 21, 2019
“My new years revolution is to learn how to spell”

People make new year’s resolutions, but this is sometimes misspelled as “revolutions.” “My New Year’s revolution is to always spell important words correctly, thus communicating precisely and well” was posted on Twitter by ILLUMINATION on December 31, 2010.
   
“My new years revolution is to learn to spell” was posted on Twitter by TerRoRiSt TwEeTs on December 29, 2011. “My New Year’s revolution is to learn how to spell revolution correctly” was posted on Twitter by David Boys on December 31, 2011. “My new year’s revolution is to learn how to spell” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on December 22, 2019.
   
“My New Year’s revolution is to proofread more” is a similar joke.
   
       
Twitter
ILLUMINATION
@TruceyGee
My New Year’s revolution is to always spell important words correctly, thus communicating precisely and well.
5:43 PM · Dec 31, 2010·Seesmic
   
Twitter
TerRoRiSt TwEeTs
@hookmeupinit
My new years revolution is to learn to spell
9:44 AM · Dec 29, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
David Boys
@DaxTwit
My New Year’s revolution is to learn how to spell revolution correctly.
Also to spend less time getting stuck in resolving doors.
11:51 AM · Dec 31, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
bayley braddock
@bayleybraddock
My New Years revolution is to learn how to spell…
4:54 PM · Jan 1, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Damn-Neck
@Dominnello
My New Years revolution is to learn how to spell.
1:42 PM · Dec 31, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Jack Sinclair
@Jack_Sinclair11
My new years revolution is to learn how to spell
12:41 PM · Jan 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Sean MUFC
@seanhendy
My new years revolution is to learn how to spell !!!
#NewYearsResolution
5:31 PM · Jan 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
My new years revolution is to learn how to spell
1:06 PM · Dec 22, 2017·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
My new year’s revolution is to learn how to spell
8:08 AM · Jan 1, 2019·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/TooCoolToSocialize December 22, 2019
My new year’s revolution is to learn how to spell.
COMMENTS
SlimShadyVVV
Congrachulasions
time_foracrusade
**congrajulashuns
Baxutsy
Cungrashyoulashiuuns*

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Time/Weather • Saturday, December 21, 2019 • Permalink


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