A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from March 09, 2024
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you add 23 knives”

“celebrating by eating a Caesar Salad with 23 knives” is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Audrey L on March 15, 2012. “This Caesar salad is really authentic - it has 23 knives in it” was posted on X/Twitter by Jo Thornely on August 20, 2012. “You can make any salad a Caesar salad by adding 23 knives” was posted on X/Twitter by hector on April 29, 2014. “Any salad can be a Ceaser salad if you add 23 knives” was posted on X/Twitter by Lokabrenna on June 11, 2014.
     
However, Roman emperor Julius Caesar, who was stabbed with 23 knives, has nothing to do with the Caesar Salad. The salad was named after Caesar Cardini (1896-1956), who first served it in Tijuana, Mexico in the 1920s.
 
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough” is a related joke.
     
 
Wikipedia: Caesar salad
A Caesar salad (also spelled Cesar, César and Cesare) is a green salad of romaine lettuce and croutons dressed with lemon juice (or lime juice), olive oil, egg yolks, Worcestershire sauce, anchovies, garlic, Dijon mustard, Parmesan cheese, and black pepper.
 
Wikipedia: Julius Caesar
Gaius Julius Caesar (/ˈsiːzər/, SEE-zər; Latin: [ˈɡaːiʊs ˈjuːliʊs ˈkae̯sar]; 12 July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC) was a Roman general and statesman. A member of the First Triumvirate, Caesar led the Roman armies in the Gallic Wars before defeating his political rival Pompey in a civil war, and subsequently became dictator from 49 BC until his assassination in 44 BC.
   
X/Twitter
Audrey L
@audlengsyne
celebrating by eating a Caesar Salad with 23 knives
5:17 PM · Mar 15, 2012
   
X/Twitter
Jo Thornely
@jothornely
This Caesar salad is really authentic - it has 23 knives in it.
10:56 PM · Aug 20, 2012
   
X/Twitter
hector
@_torga
You can make any salad a Caesar salad by adding 23 knives.
8:59 PM · Apr 29, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Clay Haywood
@ClayHaywood1
Any salad is a Caesar salad if you add 23 knives.
1:11 PM · Apr 30, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Kitty Amazing
@KittyAmazing_0o
Any Salad is a Caesar Salad if you add 23 knives.
5:16 PM · Apr 30, 2014
   
X/Twitter
4HM•UncleViz @ Combo Breaker
@UncleViz
any salad is a Caesar salad if you add 23 knives.
11:47 AM · May 2, 2014
           
X/Twitter
The Lo Fi Show 🤘🧢🤘
@TheLoFiShow
Every salad can be a Cesar salad if you add 23 knives.  #toosoon #thelofishow
10:31 AM · Jun 9, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Lokabrenna
@yawnplz
Any salad can be a Ceaser salad if you add 23 knives.
9:07 PM · Jun 11, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Miss Bella Blitz
@MissBellaBlitz
just-shower-thoughts: Any salad is Caeser salad if you put 23 knives in it. http://tmblr.co/ZT7-Qu1_JIlue
10:34 PM · Dec 20, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Miss Dagwood 🥪
@TheDagwood420
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you add 23 knives.
1:49 AM · Feb 4, 2016
 
X/Twitter
Team Brutus
@BrutusIsJustice
Joke of the Day : Any salad is a Caesar salad… If you add 23 knives 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
11:02 AM · Mar 2, 2016
     
X/Twitter
✨Danny✨
@MlSTAGUlDO
ANY SALAD CAN BE A CAESAR SALAD IF YOU ADD 23 KNIVES
10:09 AM · Jan 5, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Tory Hunter ▶️
@MandoTory
“Any salad can be Caesar, if you put 23 knives in it.”-Unknown #ettucrouton
4:20 PM · Aug 23, 2017
 
Reddit—a:t5_3givs
Posted by u/[deleted] September 25, 2016
What do you call a salad with 23 knives in it?
A caesar salad.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CrazyCoKids March 3, 2018
You can make any salad jnto a Caesar salad.
You just gotta add 23 knives.
     
X/Twitter
Anubismon
@Anpumon
Any salad is a caesar salad if you add 23 knives. #IdesOfMarch
12:50 PM · Mar 15, 2018
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/snakejawz May 30, 2018
How do you make a Caesar salad?
You take a heart of romaine and add 23 knives!
         
X/Twitter
TheCunningLinguist
@TheCunningLing3
Any salad is a Caesar salad if you put 23 knives in it. #IdesOfMarch
11:36 AM · Mar 15, 2019
 
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Sandy Bulman
@sandy_bulman
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if it’s served with 23 knives.  #IdesOfMarch https://mavenroundtable.io/theintellectualist/news/trump-threatens-federal-takeover-of-san-francisco-calls-it-worse-than-a-slum-5uxLrFhVBU-AGFR4M0LWvA
5:38 PM · Feb 20, 2020
 
X/Twitter
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@_rain_smell_
any salad can be a caesar salad if you add 23 knives.
6:55 PM · Oct 26, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Heather Moonier
@ALolasaurusRex
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you put 23 knives in it
7:31 AM · Aug 30, 2021
 
X/Twitter
MARK
@2112Westy
What type of meal requires 23 knives to prepare?
A Caesar Salad.
#TuesdayTitters
9:30 PM · Oct 3, 2022

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