The following words or phrases are about Thursday:
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday”
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my ‘Woo Hoo!’ for Friday”
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my ‘Woohoo!’ for Friday”
“Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same”
“If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”
“It’s Friday!!!! Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow”
“It’s Thursday, or as I like to call it: Day 4 of the hostage situation”
“It’s Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday”
“Pretty rude that it’s not Friday, but ok”
“Sure Happy It’s Thursday” (“shit” backronym); “So Happy It’s Thursday, Friday Is Tomorrow”
“Thnk God It’s Almost Friday” or “Thank Goodness It’s Almost Friday” (TGIAF)
“Thank Goodness It’s Almost Friday” or “Thank God It’s Almost Friday” (TGIAF)
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine”
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, It’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday”
“Thursday—the most useless day of the week”
“Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday, but they’re not!”
“You ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Thursday?”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Thirsday (Thursty Thirsday)
Thirstday (thirst + Thursday)
Thirsty Thursday
Thumbs Up Thursday
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice” (6/16)
•“Let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake” (6/16)
•“Which sailors blow their noses the most often?”/“The anchor chiefs.” (6/16)
•“Doctor’s offices be like, ‘Show up 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late’” (6/16)
•“Get your dad what he really wants this Father’s Day by turning off the lights when you leave a room” (6/16)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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