“Pulpit” shouldn’t be confused with “pulp it,” but there are jokes.
“How do preachers make orange juice? Pulpit” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on April 11, 2014. “How do pastors make orange juice? They pulpit” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 17, 2022.
Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
How do preachers make orange juice?
Pulpit.
8:11 AM · Apr 11, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
MR SUPERPIDGE
@superpidge
How do preachers make orange juice? Pulpit
6:53 AM · Apr 12, 2014·Twitter for Android
Twitter
SPENCEY7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣
@spencey777
@RevRichardColes How do preachers make orange juice?
Pulpit.
1:50 AM · Apr 11, 2019 from Corby, England·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/jakethemongoose July 17, 2022
How do pastors make orange juice?
They pulpit
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
How do pastors make orange juice? They pulpit
11:57 AM · Jul 17, 2022·IFTTT
Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
How do pastors make orange juice? They pulpit
#dadjoke #pun #meme
12:28 PM · Jul 17, 2022·IFTTT
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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