“I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.
“I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Dewald Dave De Vries on March 10, 2020. The joke originated with this image.
Facebook
Dewald Dave De Vries
March 10, 2020 at 3:47 PM ·
— with Bernelee Janse van Rensburg and 3 others
(“I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Facebook
BOOTS-and-SPURS
April 27, 2020 at 8: 00 PM ·
— with Kristina Lopez and Betty Benedetti Graham.
(“I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Twitter
Kari
@GurlJedi
I drive so badly that when I’m driving the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays
2:29 PM · Jan 18, 2021·Twitter for Android
Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
July 21, 2022 at 4:01 PM ·
(“I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Facebook
JT2 Beef
August 4, 2022 at 7:35 PM ·
I drive so badly that
when I’m driving, the GPS
doesn’t speak, it prays.
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays.
6:38 PM · Aug 21, 2022·Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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