The British dish of “toad in the hole” has had some “toed in the hole” sex jokes. This was posted on Twitter on January 21, 2013:
“Took the wife out for dinner but all she did was play footsie under the table. Eventually,I managed to order a steak. She got toed in the hole.”
“Shit Jokes” posted this on Twitter on December 21, 2016:
“I went to a fetish restaurant last night. I got toed in the hole!”
Wikipedia: Toad in the hole
Toad in the hole or sausage toad is a traditional British dish consisting of sausages in Yorkshire pudding batter, usually served with onion gravy and vegetables.
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billy bigbollox
@mr_t1983
My missus said about involving food during sex. I misunderstood. She got Toed In The Hole….
8:11 AM - 10 Mar 2012
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Troy Tempest
@bufordvonstomp
took the wife out for dinner but all she did was play footsie under the table
Eventually,I managed to order a steak.She got toed in the hole
12:33 PM - 21 Jan 2013
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JohnRoddy.
@johnn_roddy
Took the girlfriend for a romantic meal the other night, playing footsie under the table, I got lasagne, she got toed in the hole.
5:29 PM - 3 Feb 2013
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Rude jokes for the over twenties
April 17, 2015 ·
Took the wife for dinner last night and we played Footsie under the table ... I had steak ... and she got Toed-in-the-hole !..
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I went to a fetish restaurant last night.
I got toed in the hole.
8:45 AM - 21 Dec 2016
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Paul Stevenson
@hauntedmagazine
Off to the new local fetish restaurant tonight, their signature dish is toed in the hole…
11:12 AM - 21 Dec 2016 from Sutton in Ashfield, England
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Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I went to a fetish restaurant last night.
I got toed in the hole!
5:47 PM - 22 Dec 2016
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