“Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere” is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying—one of several about men—was posted on the newsgroup alt.hi.are.you.cute on December 12, 1997.
Google Groups: alt.hi.are.you.cute
12 Days of Christmas
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12/12/97
Ok I am too lazy to go back and see if I posted this joke already, if I did, sorry!
MEN ARE LIKE…..............
1. Men are like department stores…. their clothes should always be half off.
2. Men are like vacations…. they never seem to be long enough.
3. Men are like computers.. hard to figure out and never have enough memory
4. Men are like coolers…load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
Google Groups: alt.ezines
LAST WORD 01/07/1998
William Mullin
1/5/98
THE LAST WORD
Publisher: William Mullin
Jan. 7, 1998
vol 7, no 6
One step ahead
(...)
MEN
Men are like department stores…
their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations…
they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers…
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers…
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Battle of the Sexes
Craig Stevens
1/23/98
Male Bashing .... Followed by Female Bashing ....
Men are like vacations:
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers:
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers:
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Google Groups: soc.culture.filipino
Men are like…
MariaClara
3/10/98
(...)
4.Men are like coolers…load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
Google Groups: alt.uk.virgin-net.oldbies
In Reply to a horrendous slur
Chris Bridge
5/22/98
(...)
Men are like coolers…
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Twitter
Nicole
@NicoleMarie
men are like coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere!
1:23 AM - 31 Aug 2008
Twitter
Montez
@tezero
Replying to @RedStatePower
@BigRichB Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
5:03 PM - 21 Jan 2009
Google Books
All Kinds of Humor:
Jokes, Quips, and Fun Stuff for Many Occasions
By Frank Verano
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2012
Pg. 690:
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Twitter
Lucky Score
@LuckyScoreNet
Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and
you can take them anywhere.
#Joke from #MenJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
12:05 AM - 3 Oct 2017
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