A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“Greeks can’t play soccer well because every time they get a corner, they open a shop” (6/20)
“In the recipe of life, doubt makes an excellent ingredient, but a lousy meal” (6/20)
Entry forthcoming—B.P. (6/20)
“No one who can rise before dawn three hundred sixty days a year fails to make his family rich” (6/20)
Entry forthcoming—B.P. (6/20)
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Gaaafe or Gaaaffe ("What about your gaffes?")

Gag in the Bag (Jack in the Box nickname)

Gairville

Gallerina (gal + art gallery + ballerina)

Galvatraz (Galveston nickname)

Galvestonian (inhabitant of Galveston)

Galvo (Galveston nickname)

"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves." (Foghorn Leghorn)

"Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner"

"Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house"

"Game on"

Gangplank Willies (reporters covering ship news at the trans-Atlantic docks)

Gangster Government

Gang Buster or Gangbuster

Gang Green (New York Jets nickname)

Gang of 500

Ganjapreneur (ganja + entrepreneur)

Gapers' Block

Gapers' Block

Gaphattan (Gap + Manhattan)

Garage Mahal

Garbage Bread

Garbagia Land

"Gardeners always know the ground rules"

Garden Apartment

Garden City (Chicago nickname)

Garden Spot of the World (Greenpoint, Brooklyn)

Garden State (New Jersey nickname)

Garibaldi (sandwich)

Garlandite (inhabitant of Garland)

Garlic Knots (Pizza Knots)

Garment Center (Garment District; Fashion Center; Fashion District)

Garnachas

Garrison Finish

Gasoline Machine (Phillips 66 refinery in New York harbor)

Gasoline-on-a-Stick (Texas trees and wildfires)

Gastrobar

Gastrocrat (gastronomy + aristocrat/bureaucrat)

Gastronome

Gastroteque

"Gas, Grass or Ass -- Nobody rides for free"

Gas House District

Gas Tourism (Gas Tourist)

Gatbush (Flatbush)

Gateway of the Mississippi Valley (New Orleans nickname)

"Gateway to Discovery" (or "Gateway to the Moon")

Gateway to Queens (Queens Plaza)

Gateway to Success (Corinth slogan)

Gateway to the Rolling Hills (Schulenburg nickname)

(Gate) Crasher

Gate Rape

"Gather those rosebuds"

Gatorade Shower (Gatorade Bath)

Gaystapo (gay + Gestapo)

"Gay and proud" ("I'm gay and I'm proud")

Gay Boulevard

Gay Pride Week (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender PRIDE March; Moment of Silence)

Gay White Way (Broadway)

Gefilte Fish

Gelato District

"Generals always fight the last war" ("Economists fight the last depression")

General Replacement Untrained ("grunt" backronym)

General Tso's Chicken

Generation Debt

Generation Greed (Generational Theft)

Generation Perspiration

Generation Remuneration

Generation Screwed

Generation Snowflake

Generation XL

Genitalian (someone who votes based on a candidate's sex)

Genius Row (Washington Square South)

Genius School (Baby Genius School)

Gentleman's C

"Gentleman from Odessa (TX)"

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden ("golf" backronym)

"Gently resisting change since 1872" (Gruene slogan)

Georgetowner (inhabitant of Georgetown)

George Eddy (customer who doesn't leave a tip)

"George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration"

"George Washington slept here"

Georgia: Buzzard (nickname)

Georgia: Empire State of the South (nickname)

Georgia Ice Cream (grits)

German Chocolate Cake

German Belt

German Broadway or German Boulevard (East 86th Street in Yorkville)

German Nachos

German Taco

Gerxit (Germany/German + exit)

Gestapolemics (Gestapo + polemics)

"Getting good players is easy; getting them to play together is the hard part"

"Getting on the check"

"Getting on the draw"

"Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars -- let go to move forward"

"Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement"

"Getting there is half the fun" (Cunard)

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine, if you're ugly"

"Get a $100 lock and a $50 bike" (bicycle adage)

"Get a foot in the door" (get an opening to an opportunity)

"Get a room!" (excessive public affection or praise)

"Get big, get niche or get out" (business adage)

"Get crackin'" or "Get cracking" (removing shells from eggs, nuts)

"Get 'em while they're hot"

"Get fit to play sports — don't play sports to get fit"

"Get It First, But First Get It Right" (International News Service)

"Get Met. It Pays" (Metropolitan Life)

"Get me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy" (joke)

"Get me a table near a waiter" (restaurant joke)

"Get off my phone!" (radio talk show saying)

"Get out of Dodge"

"Get re-elected" (First Law of Officeholders/Incumbents)

Get-rich-quick (Get-rich-quickly; Get-rich-quicker)

Get the hook!

"Get the U.S. out of the U.N. and the U.N. out of the U.S."

"Get while the gettin's good"

"Get your chef together"

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please"

"Get your head in the game" (act smarter)

"Get your hero up a tree, throw stones at him, then get him down" (playwriting adage)

"Get your popcorn ready" (prepare to watch something exciting)

"Ghostbusters" (1984, 1989)

Ghostbusters Building (55 Central Park West)

Ghost Money

Ghost Voting (Button Punching; Button Pushing)

Ghost Yard (207th Street maintenance yard)

Ghoul Pool (Obituaries)

Giants (National League baseball team, now in San Francisco)

Giants (NFL football team)

Giant Backside of Texas (parody of Lubbock slogan)

"Giant cannibals were soaking me in vinegar when I shouted, 'Pickle someone your own size!'"

Giant Side of Texas (Lubbock slogan)

Giardiniera

Gibson (cocktail)

Gig Economy

"Gig 'em, Aggies!"

Gilmerite (inhabitant of Gilmer)

Gimlet (cocktail)

Gingerbread City (Waxahachie nickname)

Gingerbread House (Bay Ridge, Brooklyn)

Ginnie Mae (Government National Mortgage Association)

Gintern (gin + intern); Ginternship

"Girl, are you a popsicle?" (joke)

Girl Friday (Gal Friday)

Girl-inside-cake (bachelor party surprise)

Girther (someone suspicious about another's weight)

Girther (someone suspicious about another's weight)

"Git-R-Done" or "Git-'er-Done" ("Git-R-Dun," "Git-'er-Dun," "G.E.D.")

"Given enough coffee, I could rule the world"

Giverment (giver + government)

Givernment (giver + government)

"Give away the store" (conceding too much in a transaction)

"Give a hoot, don't pollute"

"Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass"

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day; give a man a welfare check and he'll vote for a Democrat"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime"

"Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world"

"Give a man a job, you have an employee. Teach him how to shift blame, you have a manager"

"Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day" (joke)

"Give a Nigerian a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he becomes a prince"

"Give a Texan an enema, and you can bury him in a matchbox"

"Give blood -- play hockey" ("Give blood -- play rugby")

"Give, get, or get off" ("Give, get, or get out")

"Give me all your money or you're geography!" (bank robbery joke)

"Give me an athlete and I can turn him into a lacrosse player"

"Give me a dime for a sandwich."/"Let me see the sandwich first."

"Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war!" (General George S. Patton quote?)

"Give me a T" (tea joke)

"Give me four years to teach the children, and the seed I have sown shall never be uprooted"

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner"

Give me your tired, your poor ("The New Colossus")

"Give My Regards to Broadway" (1904)

"Give 110%" (100% plus 10% extra -- to give maximum effort)

"Give peace a chance" ("Give war a chance")

"Give the lady what she wants" (Marshall Field slogan)

"Give up carbs? Over my bread body"

"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good"

Giving Tuesday (Tuesday after Thanksgiving)

"Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other tires because of a flat"

Glambling (glamorous + gambling; glam + bling)

Glance Journalism

Gland Canyon (Broadway at Times Square)

Gland Canyon (Broadway at Times Square)

"Glass buildings are just really elaborate sand castles"

Glass Ceiling

Glass Cliff

Glass Zoo (United Nations Building)

Glatt Kosher

Gliberal (glib + liberal)

Glibertarian (glib + libertarian)

Glitch

Glittering Grotto in the Sky (530 East 72nd Street)

Globalism

Globalist

Globaloney (global + baloney)

Global Billionaires Club (One57)

"Global warming is a joke. Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up"

Globe Square and Telegram Square (formerly in lower Manhattan)

Globocrat (global + bureaucrat)

Globull (global + bull); Globull Warming

"Glorifying the American Girl" (Ziegfeld Follies)

Glory Hole

Glory Road

Glory Road (Eighth Avenue, between 42nd and 44th Streets)

Glou Glou Wine (glug glug wine); The Big Glou (natural wine fair)

Glue Guy (team player)

Glutard (gluten + retard)

"Glutes for the sloots" (weightlifting saying)

"Glutton — A person who takes the piece of French pastry you wanted"

"Goals change games" (soccer adage)

"Goals follow goals" (soccer adage)

Goat-choker (an overly long article)

G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time)

Gobbledygook (Maury Maverick WWII term)

Gobblegeddon (gobble + Armageddon)

"Gobble 'til you wobble" (Thanksgiving dinner saying)

GoCaGa (Gowanus-Carroll Gardens)

Godfellas (God's work + Goodfellas); Goldfellas (Goldman Sachs + Goodfellas)

Godman Shafts or Goldman Shafts (Goldman Sachs nickname)

God's Big Acre (Texas nickname)

God's Dorm (St. Ann's Church facade and NYU dorm)

God's Gravy (natural juices)

God's Row (White Plains Road, Wakefield)

God's Waiting Room

Godzillatron (Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium scoreboard)

"God bless Texas" ("God blessed Texas")

"God bless West, Texas" (West, Texas slogan)

God Box (Interchurch Center)

"God created Brooklyn" (joke)

"God created Gentiles so there'd be somebody to buy retail"

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography"

"God first, family second, career third" (Mary Kay)

"God gives every bird its food, but does not throw it into the nest"

"God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read"

"God helps those whom God has helped"

"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"

"God made heaven and earth, and the rest was made in China"

"God made police so firefighters would have heroes"

"God made Texas on his day off, for pure entertainment..." (Mary Lasswell)

"God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them"

"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things..."

God Rewards Our Work ("grow" backronym)

God Shot (perfect shot of espresso)

"Going...going...gone!" (baseball home run call)

"Going all city" (graffiti slang)

"Going broke safely"

"Going Galt" or "Going John Galt" ('Go Galt" or "Go John Galt")

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian; sitting in a garage doesn't make you a car"

"Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug"

"Going to the city" (Manhattan)

"Going Your Way" (MTA)

"Goin' to hell."/"Get off at Hempstead." (joke)

Goldbug or Gold Bug (gold enthusiast)

Goldenfreude (gold + schadenfreude)

Golden Apple (Dept. of Health award)

Golden Arches (McDonald's nickname)

Golden Boot

Golden Brown and Delicious (GBD)

Golden Corridor

Golden Edge (110th Street); Hollywood Heights (St. Nicholas Place)

Golden Globalist (Golden Globe + globalist)

Golden Gloves (boxing)

Golden Handcuffs

Golden Handshake

Golden Hello

Golden Horde

"Golden oldie"

Golden Parachute

Golden Rule ("Do unto others before they do unto you")

Golden Rule ("He who has the gold makes the rules")

Golden Sacks (Goldman Sachs nickname)

Golden Slacks (Goldman Sachs nickname)

Golden Spread (Texas Panhandle and Amarillo high plains)

Golden Tacos (Tacos Dorados)

Golden Triangle (Beaumont, Orange, Port Arthur)

Golden Triangle (Dallas, Houston, San Antonio)

Golden Westerner Cake (Amber Westerner Cake)

Goldie Mac (Goldman Sachs + Freddie Mac)

Goldilocks Economy (Goldilocks Recovery; Goldilocks Scenario)

Goldmanite (Goldman Sachs employee)

Goldman Sachsony (Goldman Sachs + Saxony)

Goldman Sucks or Goldman Sux (Goldman Sachs nickname)

Goldmine Sacks or Goldmine Sachs (Goldman Sachs nickname)

"Gold's father is dirt, yet it regards itself as noble"

Gold's Little Brother (silver nickname)

Gold 2.0 (bitcoin nickname)

"Gold, bitchez!" or "Silver, bitchez!" (financial catchphrase)

Gold Coast

Gold-digger

Gold for Nerds (bitcoin nickname)

"Gold, girls and glory" (three things that can destroy a preacher)

"Gold is for royalty, silver is for gentlemen and copper is for the working man"

"Money is gold, and nothing else" ("Gold and silver are money -- everything else is credit")

"Gold is no one's liability"

"Gold is the devil's fishhook"

"Gold is the money of kings; silver of gentlemen; barter of peasants; debt is the money of slaves"

"Gold medals are made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts"

"Golfer's Diet: Live on greens as much as possible"

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it"

Golf Clap (moderate applause/enthusiasm)

"Golf is an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle"

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five"

"Golf is a game of a lifetime"

"Golf is deceptively simple and yet endlessly complicated"

"Golf is like taxes" (joke)

"Golf is like taxes" (golf joke)

"Golf is tee-rific" ("Golf is tee-rrific")

"Golf Rules for Beginners" (joke)

Gondola Sandwich

Gone to Texas (GTT)

Gonorrhea Lectim or GonorrheaLectim (Gonna re-elect ‘em)

Goobermint (Gooberment)

Goober Burger or Goober Hamburger (hamburger with peanut butter)

GOOB (Going Out Of Business)

Goodfellas & Wise Guys

"Goodnight, Austin, Texas, wherever you are"

"Good Ale, Raw Onions and No Ladies" (McSorley's Ale House)

"Good boards are created by good chairmen"

"Good Boys Do Fine Always" (GBDFA music mnemonic)

"Good bread, good meat, good God, let's eat"

"Good Burritos Don't Fall Apart" (GBDFA music mnemonic)

"Good Burritos Don't Fall Apart" (GBDFA music mnemonic)

"Good coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure"

Good Country Living (Lindale slogan)

Good Enough Diploma ("GED" backronym)

"Good food, good wine, good friends, good times"

Good Food Movement (Farm Aid)

"Good friends are like fine wine -- that's why I keep mine locked in the cellar"

"Good friends give you food. Best friends take your food"

"Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Country girls are made of whiskey on ice"

"Good goaltenders make for good coaches" (hockey adage)

"Good government is good politics"

"Good grades, enough sleep, or a social life -- pick any two"

"Good help is hard to find"

"Good horses make good jockeys" (horse racing adage)

"Good Humor man: sundae driver"

"Good intentions don't move mountains, bulldozers do"

"Good judgment comes from experience -- and that comes from bad judgment"

Good Karma Jar (tip jar)

"Good! Like Nedicks!" (Nedicks Restaurants)

"Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids"

"Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first"

"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite"

"Good people drink good beer"

"Good pitching will always stop good hitting, and vice versa"

"Good players inspire themselves; great players inspire others"

"Good theatre can be made with two boards and a passion" (theatre adage)

"Good things come to those who bait" (fishing proverb)

"Good things come to those who lift weights"

"Good things come to those who sweat"

"Good things come to those who wade" (fishing proverb)

"Good things come to those with weights"

"Good things happen in an instant" & "Be ready" (New York Lottery Instant Games)

"Good things happen when you put the puck on the net" (hockey adage)

"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented"

"Good to the last drop"

Good Willie's or Uncle Willie's (Goodwill Industries nickname)

Gooey Butter Cake

Googleberg (Google + Bilderberg Group)

"Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak"

"Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder"

"Google + Wikipedia = Homework"

"Google + Wikipedia = Homework"

Goolag (Google + gulag)

Goon

Goonion (goon + labor union)

GOOP (GOP nickname)

"Goose is cooked"

Goo Goo (Good Government)

GOP

GOPbagger (GOP + teabagger)

GOPe or GOP-e

GOPer (member of the GOP)

GOPtard (GOP + retard)

Gordie Howe Hat Trick (one goal, one assist and one fight)

Gordita

Gorilla Bread

Gorp (Granola, Oats, Raisins, Peanuts; Good Old Raisins and Peanuts)

Goshen: Slow-Motion Goshen (nickname)

Gospel Brunch

"Gossip always travels fastest over grapevines that are slightly sour"

"Gossip columnist -- One who writes other's wrongs"

"Gossip is news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress"

"Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid"

"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't"

Gotcha Journalism

Gotham

Gothamist (inhabitant of Gotham)

Gothamite (inhabitant of Gotham)

Gothamland

Gotham City

"Gotham criminals should only do crime on cloudless nights"

"Gotta go to Mo's!" (Modell's Sporting Goods)

GOTV (Get Out The Vote)

"Got Tea?" (tea party variant of "Got Milk?")

Goulash Alley or Goulash Avenue (Second Avenue, between 79th and 86th Streets)

Goulash Avenue (Houston Street)

Gourmaise (gourmet + mayonnaise)

Gourmet

"Gourmet burrito is an oxymoron"

Gourmet Gas Station (gourmet food + gas station)

Gourmonster (gourmet/gourmand + monster)

Governmedia (government + media)

Governmedia (government + media)

Governmentland (government + land)

"Governments are the only vessels that leak from the top"

"Government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have"

"Government does not solve problems -- it subsidizes them"

"Government expands to absorb revenue, and then some" (Wicker's Law)

"Government: Ideas so good they have to be mandatory"

"Government is an insurance company with an army"

"Government is inherently incompetent"

"Government is like a baby, with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other"

"Government is like fire; when controlled, it warms you"

"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence — it is force!"

"Government is simply the name we give to the things we choose to do together"

"Government is sports for nerds"

"Government is the enemy until you need a friend"

"Government is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex"

Government Motors (General Motors or GM nickname)

"Government philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is"

"Government -- Protecting and serving the hell out of you"

Government Sachs (Goldman Sachs nickname)

Government Sucks (Government Sachs + Goldman Sucks; Goldman Sachs nickname composite)

Governor's Mansion Recipes (Lemon Yogurt Cake, Peach Tea Punch, Wonton Ravioli)

Governor Stuyvesant's Tree (pear, not apple)

Gov't Squad (Geek Squad nickname)

Gowned Clown (judge nickname)

Go Bulworth or Going Bulworth (Full Bulworth)

Go Cup

"Go Dutch?"/"OK. 'Mag ik dan de rekening alstublieft?'"

"Go east until you smell it, south until you step in it" (Texas directions)

Go Fight City Hall

"Go ham" or "Go ham and cheese" (go hard)

"Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!" (palindrome)

"Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"

Go On TV (GOTV nickname)

"Go peddle your papers!" (go away)

Go Spend it All (General Services Administration or GSA nickname)

"Go the whole hog"

Go West, Young Man

"Go where you're celebrated, not where you're tolerated"

Gracie Mansion

Gracie Mansion Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

"Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"

Grammstanding (grandstanding, after Senator Phil Gramm)

Gramurray (Gramercy Park + Murray Hill)

Grandest Canyon (Broadway at Times Square)

"Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies"

Grandma Pizza (Grandma Slice)

Grandpa Pizza (Grandpa Slice)

Grand Canyon of Texas (Palo Duro Canyon nickname)

"Grand Dame of Madison Avenue" (Roosevelt Hotel)

Grand Obstructionist Party (Grand Old Party or GOP nickname)

Grand Old Party

Grand Old Tea Party (GOTP)

Grand Prairian (inhabitant of Grand Prairie)

Grand Sample Station & Breadway & Snacks in the City (Trader Joe's)

Grand Slam (horse racing)

Grand Slam (tennis)

Grapefruit League (Grapefruit Circuit, Grapefruit Loop)

Grapeviner (inhabitant of Grapevine)

"Grape or grain, but never the twain"

Grape-vine or Grapevine ("I heard it through the grapevine")

Grasshopper (cocktail)

Grasshopper Pie; Grasshopper Ice Cream Sandwich

Grassroots

"Grass grows by inches, but dies by feet" (groundskeeping adage)

"Gratitude is for favors yet to be received"

Gravesender (inhabitant of Gravesend, Brooklyn)

Graveyard Market

Graveyard of Champions or Graveyard of Favorites (Saratoga Race Course)

Gravitas

"Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast"

Gravy Train (Gravy Boat)

Gray Knight (Grey Knight)

Gray Lady; Paper of Record; All the News That's Fit to Print (New York Times)

Greaser

Greasy Spoon ("dirty spoon" restaurant)

Greater Fool Theory

Greater New York

Greater New York Orchid Show

Greater Recession

Greatest Depression

Greatest Free Show on Earth (Mardi Gras in New Orleans)

"Greatest Show (and Tell) on Earth" (Maker Faire slogan)

"Greatest Show on Earth"

Greatly Ridiculous Exam ("GRE" backronym)

"Great abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym"

Great Accumulation

Great American Eclipse

Great American Job Machine (Texas nickname)

Great Compression

Great Contraction

Great Debasement

Great Default

Great Deformation

Great Depression

Great Disconnect (Grand Disconnect)

Great Disorder

Great Divergence

Great Divider

Great God Beef Dish (chicken fried steak)

Great Green Turtle of Auditorium Shores (Austin's former Palmer Auditorium)

"Great ideas originate in the muscles"

Great Lawn (Central Park)

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people"

Great Mistake of 1898 (Brooklyn view of New York City unification)

Great Moderation

Great Orange Satan (Daily Kos nickname)

"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine"

"Great players aren't always great; they're just great when they have to be"

Great Rebalancing

Great Recession

Great Reckoning

Great Replacement (Grand Replacement)

Great Reset

Great Right Hope (Great White Hope)

Great Rotation (from bonds to stocks)

"Great Scott!"

"Great Seafood, Not a Lot of Clams" (Rockfish Seafood Grill slogan)

Great Shrinkage

Great Stagnation

Great State of Chicago (Chicago nickname)

Great Stone Toilet Bowl (Guggenheim Museum)

"Great teams don't lose twice in a row"

"Great teams don't rebuild -- they reload"

"Great trade! Who'd we get?"

Great Under Major Pressure (GUMP)

Great Unravelling

Great Unrecovery

Great Unwind (Great Unwinding)

Great Walk Way (Broadway without vehicular traffic)

Great Wall of Texas (border wall)

Great White Way (Broadway)

Great White Way (Broadway nickname)

"Great wines are made in the vineyard" (wine adage)

Greece of the Caribbean (Puerto Rico in financial crisis)

Greedy Geezer

Greedy One Percent (Grand Old Party or GOP nickname)

"Greed is good"

Greekovery (Greek + recovery)

"Greeks can't play soccer well because every time they get a corner, they open a shop"

Greek "Anthora" Coffee Cup

Greek Independence Day Parade

Greek Nachos (Mediterranean Nachos; Pita Nachos; Pitachos)

Greek Salad

Greenhorn (green Texas Longhorn)

Greeniac (green + maniac)

Greenmail

Greenmarket

Greenpointer (inhabitant of Greenpoint, Brooklyn)

Greenspan Put (Fed Put)

Greenwich Villager (inhabitant of Greenwich Village)

Greenwood Heights

"Green Acres Theme" (1965)

Green Apple Music & Arts Festival

Green Book (Official Directory)

Green Chile Burger/Green Chile Cheeseburger (Green Chili Burger/Green Chili Cheeseburger)

Green Chili Burrito "Saddle Style"

Green Circle (chicken)

Green Fairy or Green Lady (absinthe nickname)

Green Falafel

Green Giant (Condé Nast building at 4 Times Square)

"Green is no, yellow is wait, red is go. Tomatoes work the opposite than street lights"

Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics

Grexit (Greece/Greek + exit)

Gridlock

"Gridlock is good"

Grievance Theater

Grillable

Grillades

Grillades

"Grilled cheese sandwiches aren't even grilled. They are generally pan fried"

Grilled Cheese Sandwich (Toasted Cheese Sandwich)

"Grilled cheese with tomato soup is basically deconstructed pizza"

Grimbo (Greece/Greek + limbo)

Grinder (sandwich)

Gringa (tacos al pastor; salsa gringa)

Gringo

Gringolandia

"Grinning like a jackass eating briars"

Grip-'n'-grin (Grip-and-grin)

Gristede's Mega Store (Gristede's)

Grits and Grunts

GRITS (Girl Raised In The South)

"Grits is the shit" ("Grits are the shit")

GRIT (Girl Raised In Texas)

Groath (growth)

Grocerant (grocery + restaurant)

"Grocery store workers ask 'paper or plastic' because baggers can't be choosers"

"Grocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to turnip the covers endive into bed"

Grope and Fail (Globe and Mail nickname)

Grosstedes (Gristedes nickname)

Ground Zero

Ground Zero Mosque

Grouponista (group coupon user)

"A group for cyclists who ignore red lights: 'Cyclists Unable to Notice Traffic Signals'"

"Grow what you can and can what you grow"

"Grow your own dope -- plant a politician"

Grunning (running + gunning)

Guacamole

"Guacamole is just avocado salsa"

Guacapocalypse or Guacpocalypse (guacamole + apocalypse)

Guacward (guacamole + awkward); Awkward Guacamole

Guac (guacamole)

Guantanamo on the Hudson (Little Gitmo) or Club Med on the Hudson (Pier 57)

Guaran-damn-tee or Guaran-dam-tee (a firm guarantee)

Guardian Angels

"Guards win games, but forwards win championships" (basketball adage)

Gubberment (Gubbermint)

Gubmint or Gub'mint (Gubment or Gub'ment)

Guesstimate or Guestimate (guess + estimate)

Guess the Religion

"Guess what?"/"Chicken butt."

"Guilty until proven slave"

Guinea Gangplank or Guinea Gang Plank (Verrazano-Narrows Bridge)

"Guinness doesn't travel well" (drink adage)

Gulf Coast Coffee (BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico)

Gulp of Mexico (tequila; Margarita cocktail; Corona beer; Tecate beer)

Gumbo City (New Orleans nickname)

"Gum is a chew toy for humans"

Gundamentalist (gun + fundamentalist); Gundamentalism

Gunpocalypse (gun + apocalypse)

Gunset Park (Sunset Park)

Gunshine State (gun + Sunshine State)

Gunslinger (or Gun Slinger)

Gunspoint or Gangspoint (Greenspoint District, Houston nickname)

"Guns don't kill people. Abortions kill people"

"Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early kill people"

"Guns don't kill people -- people kill people"

"Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians"

"Guns Up" (Texas Tech)

Gunverment or Gunvernment (gun + government)

"Gun control is not about guns -- it's about control"

"Gun control means a steady aim"

Gurgitator

Gustnado (Gust + Tornado)

Gutter Bunny (bicycle commuter)

Gutter Café (Gutter Dining)

Gut Bomb (Gutbomb; Gut Bomber)

Guy Friday (Man Friday)

GWB (George Washington Bridge, not G. W. Bush)

Gymaholic

"Gymnastics: Flying without wings" (gymnastics saying)

"Gyms are just tailors for birthday suits"

Gymtimidation (gym + intimidation)

Gym Bunny

Gym Candy

"Gym hair, don't care"

Gym Rat

"Gym update: Not there"

Gypsy Cab

Gypsy Moth Republican

Gypsy Robe

Gyro

G-Slope (Gowanus + Park Slope)

G-Town (Galveston nickname)