Recent entries:
• “St. Patrick’s Day is just Cinco de Mayo for gingers living in Florida” (3/18)
• “Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s Florida” (7/16)
• “Florida kilos imply the existence of Florida ounces” (7/15)
• “Florida ounces imply the existence of California ounces” (7/15)
• Florida Ounces (joke about “fl. oz.” or fluid ounces) (7/15)
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“Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation”/“To Palm Beach.”
“Disney World is like a huge people trap that is operated by a mouse”
“... And all I got was this lousy T-shirt”
“The great thing about Miami is that it’s so close to the United States”
“The state bird is the (construction) crane”
Fly-up-the-Creek (Florida nickname)
Explosionism (art of explosions)
Gunshine State (gun + Sunshine State)
Fucking Crappy Ass Test (“FCAT” backronym)
Capital of Latin America (Miami nickname)
Florida Glare (fiction genre)
New York with Palm Trees (Miami nickname)
“The further north you go, the further south you get” (Florida adage)
Floriduh (Florida + duh)
Sunshine State (Florida nickname)
“Once you get Florida sand in your shoes, you never want to leave”
Elena Ruz Sandwich (Elena Ruiz Sandwich; Elena Ruth; Marie Elena; Cuban Turkey Sandwich)
Cuban Hamburger (Frita)
“Come on Vacation, Leave on Probation”
Floribbean (Florida + Caribbean)
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