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Entry from February 28, 2018
“I went to a vegan restaurant last night. Was told the menu was quite tasty” (joke)

Saying “the menu was tasty” doesn’t necessarily mean the actual menu, but a joke was posted on Sickipedia on February 20, 2018:
 
“I went into a vegan restaurant as I was told the menu was quite tasty. Well to be fair, it was a bit cardboardy, but it was still better than any of the shit that was on it.”
 
         
Sickipedia
I went into a vegan restaurant as I was told the menu was quite tasty.
Well to be fair, it was a bit cardboardy, but it was still better than any of the shit that was on it.
Joke Submited by KIMJONGTRUMP in Other - Food and Drink · 20 February 2018 10:18 PM
 
Twitter
alankemp‏
@alkemp57
I went to a vegan restaurant and was told the menu was quite tasty
To be fair, it was a bit cardboardy but it was still better than any of the crap that was on it
1:53 AM - 21 Feb 2018
     
Facebook
Vivian Charles Gregson
February 21, 2018 at 5:37am ·
I went to a vegan restaurant as I was told the menu was quite tasty.
Well to be fair, it was a bit cardboardy, but it was still better than any of the shit that was on it.
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic‏
@causticbob
I went into a vegan restaurant as I was told the menu was quite tasty.
Well to be fair, it was a bit cardboardy, but it was still better than any of the shit that was on it.
6:49 AM - 21 Feb 2018
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes & Dad Jokes‏
@ShittierJokes
I went to a vegan restaurant last night. Was told the menu was quite tasty.
Well, it was a bit cardboardy but it was still better than the shit that was on it.
10:22 AM - 21 Feb 2018
 
Reddit—Jokes
I went into a vegan restaurant, as I was told the menu was quite tasty… (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 5 hours ago by madazzahatterQuality “Ugh” Contributor
Well to be fair, it was a bit cardboardy, but it was still better than any of the food that was on it.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Wednesday, February 28, 2018 • Permalink


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