A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“You can’t ride two horses with one behind” (3/21)
“There are over 7,500 different types of apple, but only one ‘apple juice‘“ (3/20)
“Alcohol you later” (3/20)
“Our town is so small we don’t have a town drunk, so we all take turns” (3/20)
“If you pay for service by the hour, you buy hours and not service” (3/20)
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Brooklyn born, Brooklyn bred, and when I die I’ll be Brooklyn dead

“Everything on a Bagel” (Ess-a-Bagel)

“Your Neighborhood Store And So Much More” (Key Food)

“Since 1898” (Entenmann’s)

Jints (Giants)

How am I doing?

V-J Day Kiss (August 14, 1945)

“Eat at Joe’s” (Joe’s Restaurant)

Calendar Girl

Tenement House

“New Yorkers Since 1784” (Bank of New York)

Pizza Bagel

“Keeping Up With the Joneses”

J-E-T-S (Just End The Season)

Joe Doakes

“From Nine to Five”

“Jeet jet?” / “No, jew?”

Go West, Young Man

Big Durian (summary)

“Who ordered the clean glass?” (Myron Cohen joke about Stage Deli)

“New York is Zabar’s, Zabar’s is New York” (Zabar’s)

“The Sturgeon King” (Barney Greengrass)

Pipe Layer

Hudson Square

Hudson Heights

Kosherfest

“White Shoe” Firm

“Mainhattan” (Frankfurt am Main)

“Now That’s HIP” (Health Insurance Plan of Greater NY)

Double-Decker

Automat (or, Automated Restaurant)

Goo Goo (Good Government)

Sis-boom-bah (skyrocket cheer)