A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could go like it” (4/18)
“Welcome to growing older. Where all the foods and drinks you’ve loved for years suddenly seem determined to destroy you” (4/17)
“Date someone who drinks with you instead of complaining that you drink” (4/17)
“Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie” (4/17)
“Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing the evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie” (4/17)
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Tweezer Food

Banana Breeze (pie)

Peach Puzzle

“If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy”

“Don’t be gentle, it’s a rental”

Nature’s Bacon (avocado nickname)

Drunkorexia

Fashionista

Cyprused or Cyprussed (to have bank accounts taken)

Spring Roll Street (Spring Street)

“A theory should not attempt to explain all the facts, because some of the facts are wrong”

“Where facts are few, experts are many”

French Fry Holder

“Chicks dig the long ball”

“Great teams don’t lose twice in a row”

We Piddle Around (Works Progress Administration or WPA nickname)

Cambodian Cheese (prahok nickname)

“No matter where you play, if you have the talent, somebody will find you” (football adage)

Eastern Media Elite

“Have a big time in Texas” (Texas slogan)

“Gourmet burrito is an oxymoron”

“Pack your patience”

GOOP (GOP nickname)

“Rain makes grain”

“Wins in April are just as important as wins in September” (baseball adage)

“Rich people ask ‘How much?’; broke people ask ‘How much per month?’”

“If it’s low, let it go; if it’s high, let if fly” (hitting a knuckleball)

“Nothing works unless you do”

“Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass”

“If you’ve met one autistic person, you’ve met one autistic person”

“Game on”

“Family is like fudge—mostly sweet, with a few nuts”

“How do you make bourbon?”/“You take some moonshine, put it in a barrel…”

“People end up a skunk, monk, drunk, chunk, or hunk” (State Department saying)

“Your best thinking got you here” (Alcoholics Anonymous saying)

“You can’t make the club in the tub” (sports adage)

Random Acts of Pizza

Citadel of Chic (Condé Nast Building)

“America: The land where God saves and Satan invests” (anti-NRA slogan)

“Hockey is for everyone” (NHL slogan)

Fauxterity (faux + austerity)

Churnalism (churn + journalism)

“You can live three weeks without food, three days without water, but not a moment without hope”

“Defense never slumps” (baseball adage)

The Fashion Projects (London Terrace)

Cherpumple (cherry + pumpkin + apple)

Newszak or Newzak (news + muzak)

Neopolism (neologism + politics)

Cheapuccino or Cheappuccino (cheap + cappuccino)

Baconify

Baconize

Ghost Money

Twidiocracy (Twitter + idiocracy)

Bitcoinia

“The ear’s loss is the palate’s gain” (opening champagne)

Frogmageddon (frog + Armageddon)

Gold 2.0 (bitcoin nickname)

White Money

Blue Money

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