Tipsy Palmer or Tipsy Arnold Palmer (cocktail)

Pig Pickin’ Cake

TBOTFG (The Balls On This Fucking Guy)

“You do not lead by hitting people over the head”

Popcorn Tea

“A bet against a champion is a bad bet”

“Military chaplains bring God to soldiers and soldiers to God”

“Crimes conceived in hell don’t have angels as witnesses”

“Do what you do best and delegate the rest”

“You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist”

“You never get a second chance to make a first impression”

“Great players aren’t always great; they’re just great when they have to be”

“Don’t be a dick for a tick”

“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you have too much money”

“A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter” (joke)

“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either”

“When you point your finger at someone, three are pointing back at you”

Decoration Day

“You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince” (proverb)

“Register Communists, not firearms”

“Free men are not equal and equal men are not free”

Turbo Tuesday

Zero Hedgie or Zero Head (Zero Hedge blog reader)

“We play today, we win today—das it”

“Today we march, tomorrow we vote”

Buying Stampede

Minerality

Yelper (Yelp user); Anti-Yelp (Taste Savant nickname)

“Hitters don’t hit home runs—pitchers throw them” (baseball adage)

“There is no back row” (online classroom adage)

Tomatonaise (tomato + mayonnaise)

Mayonegg (mayonnaise + egg)

“The luckiest horse wins the Derby, the fastest horse the Preakness, the best horse the Belmont”

“If you want to sell it, crumb it”

New York Filly Triple Tiara

Garbage Bread

Fed Whisperer

“Economists are paid to worry”

Limbaugh Theorem

“If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniel’s is a wheelchair”

“One bite means a binge”

“Buyers are liars and sellers are, too” (real estate saying)