A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“If these walls could talk”

TOOTBLAN (Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop)

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle” ("I don’t sweat, I glisten/glow")

“You can feel sore tomorrow, or you can feel sorry tomorrow—you choose”

“What you eat in private you wear in public”

“If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you”

“If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant, don’t”

Listicle (list + article)

“Sweat is fat crying”

“When your legs get tired, run with your heart”

“Commit to be fit”

“The difference between try and triumph is a little umph”

“A game of inches” (sports saying)

“Government philosophy: If it ain’t broke, fix it ‘til it is”

“Cancel my subscription—I don’t need your issues”

“What seems to be the officer, problem?” ("What’s the officer problem?")

“No man is an island. Manhattan is an island. Therefore, Manhattan is not a man.”

BTFATH (Buy The Fucking All Time High)

“Mud is a great leveller” (sports adage)

“Support your right to arm bears”

“The hardest thing to raise in my garden is my knees”

“Pick your poison” ("Choose your poison")

Skin in the Game

Corzined

“Dreams don’t work unless you do”

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible”

“Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won’t”

“A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty”

“Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus …”

“Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems. Sincerely, Students”

“Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working”

“Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom”

Reporterette (female reporter)

Rock Steady Park or The Goat Courts (Happy Warrior Playground)

Texas Shuffle (jury selection)

Cowboy Christmas (July rodeo season)

World’s Toughest Boat Race (Texas Water Safari)

Summer Melt (college admissions)

Home of the Painted Churches (Schulenburg nickname)

Gateway to the Rolling Hills (Schulenburg nickname)

“Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots”

“We haven’t the money, so we’ve got to think”

Lonely Seat (solo restaurant dining)

“You can’t get much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good”

“Many failures did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up”

“Tomorrow—a mystical land where 99% of human productivity is stored”

“Your feet are hurting because u r kicking so much ass”

“War is not healthy for children and other living things”

“Drive slow, see our city; Drive fast, see our judge”

“WARNING! Children left unattended will be sold to the circus”

“A Man’s Breakfast: Eggs, bacon, and a goddamn gun”

Kale Slaw (kale + cole slaw)

Food Sherpa

“They only call it class war when we fight back”

Poptail (popsicle + cocktail)

“Wine—How classy people get wasted”

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