“Running away from your problems is a race you’ll never win”

Fort Neverlose (Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum)

“Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going”

“Wake up determined—go to bed satisfied”

Road Rage

District of Cunts (Washington, D.C. nickname)

Gaystapo (gay + Gestapo)

“Only two things that money can’t buy—that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes”

“Why is the Second Amendment the only Constitutional right you need a permit to use?”

Picasso Alley (hallway at Four Seasons restaurant)

Way South Austin

“Man does not live by words alone—despite sometimes eating them”

Bananageddon (banana + Armageddon)

Orange County (orange soda and vanilla ice cream)

Pseudocracy (pseudo + democracy)

“Smart girls open their minds, easy girls open their legs, foolish girls open their hearts”

“The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it”

“How do you make a fruit cordial?” (joke)

Lowflation (low + inflation)

Tablecloth Barbecue (Tablecloth BBQ)

“The dollar votes more times than the man”

“Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs”

“Legalize gay marijuana”

Con-a-sewer (connoisseur)

“Sprint to the podium” (player draft expression)

All Day I Dream About Sports (Adidas backronym)

“Support our troops—We’ll need them to overthrow our government”

Bud and Breakfast (marijuana bud + bed and breakfast)

Yellow Dog or Yellow Dawg or Yaller Dawg (gold nickname)

“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under”

Bleisure (business + leisure)

Dreadmill (dread + treadmill)

Meat Cloud

Still Not Laughing (Saturday Night Live or SNL backronym)

“Let’s convict the son-of-a-bitch in the press. That’s the way it’s done”

Choc-block (chocolate + block)

Operation American Spring (#AmericanSpring)

Faketriot (fake + patriot)

“Now he belongs to the ages” (at Abraham Lincoln’s death)

YIMBY (Yes In My Back Yard)

Millionaire’s Building or Power Building/Tower of Power (740 Park Avenue)

Eagle (golf score)

Birdie (golf score)

Albatross (golf score)

“Espresso yourself” (espresso + express yourself)

“Recognize it, admit it, learn from it, and forget it” (handling a mistake)

Srirachapocalypse (Sriracha sauce + apocalypse)

“Price action makes market commentary”

“Who does not love wine, women, and song remains a fool his whole life long”

Bureaustan (bureau + -stan)

Jewluminati or Jewlluminati or Jooluminati (Jew + Illuminati)

Dumbocracy (dumb + democracy)

“Meat so tender, you can leave your teeth at home” (Pit Stop BBQ, Waxahachie)

Limestone Jesus (15 Central Park West)

Hedgie Hive (15 Central Park West)

“Losers quit when they’re tired; winners quit when they’ve won”

Gowned Clown (judge nickname)

“Bless the food upon the dishes as you blessed the loaves and fishes”

“Bless the food before us, the family beside us, and the love between us”

Sadomonetarism (sadomasochism + monetarism); Sadomonetarist

Sheeptard or Sheepletard (sheep/sheeple + retard)

Warmmonger (global warming + monger)

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss in enthusiasm”

USAtheist (USA + atheist)

Conspiratainment (conspiracy + entertainment)

Cat Café

“You can’t give a major league team four outs” (baseball adage)

Gymtimidation (gym + intimidation)

Goober Burger or Goober Hamburger (hamburger with peanut butter)

Hamburger Restaurant

Hamburger Bun

“Scout traits, not production” (player acquisition strategy)

Triangle Numbers (a player’s height, weight and speed)

“Succeed and proceed”

“Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting”

Moonbatty (moonbat + batty)

Loligarchy (lol + oligarchy)

“Strength forged through sacrifice. Never forget.” (USS New York motto)

“You can’t hit a three-run homer with nobody on base” (baseball adage)

“Breed the best to the best and hope for the best” (horse racing adage)

“Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth”

Bankenstein (bank + Frankenstein monster)

Suckretary (suck + secretary)

“Beware of geeks bearing formulas”