A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You are the tequila, not the lime” (3/28)
“Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money” (3/27)
“Thank you, ATM fees, for allowing me to buy my own money” (3/27)
“Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold…” (3/27)
“Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money” (3/27)
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“The room was so small, I had to go out in the hall to change my mind”

“Expectations are premeditated resentments”

“He who speaks first loses” (negotiating adage)

“The pay stinks, but the benefits are out of this world” (religious work joke)

Radish Communist (red on the outside, white on the inside)

“Why did God create armadillos?” (joke)

Smoasting (social media boasting); Smoaster (social media boaster)

“Busier than a one-armed paper hanger”

“Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest”

“What language does a billboard speak?”/“Sign language.”

“Where can you learn how to make ice cream?” (joke)

Cuckservative (cuckolded + conservative)

App Economy

“Country as cornbread” (“Country as corn bread”)

“Country as cornflakes” (“Country as corn flakes”)

“How much does a pirate pay for corn?”/“A buccaneer.”

“A skeleton walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

Kalemole (kale + guacamole)

“It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers”

Disneyland of Dairy Stores (Stew Leonard’s nickname)

Month 01—January

Month 02—February

Month 03—March

Month 04—April

Month 05—May

Month 06—June

Month 07—July

Month 08—August

Month 09—September

Month 10—October

Month 11—November

Month 12—December

Day 1—Sunday

Day 2—Monday

Day 3—Tuesday

Day 4—Wednesday

Day 5—Thursday

Day 6—Friday

Day 7—Saturday

“Capitalist hell or Communist hell” (joke)

Avodog (avocado + hot dog)

Social Justice Warrior (SJW)

“How can you tell when a lawyer is well hung” (lawyer joke)

“What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?”/“A tattoo.”

“No bucks, no Buck Rogers” (space industry adage)

Supertall (a skyscraper over 300 meters or 984 feet tall)

FANG (Facebook, Amazon, Netflix and Google)

“Write two letters” (blaming predecessor joke)

“If you hate waking up on Mondays, change your job”

“Your life does not get better by chance; it gets better by change”

Quarterly Capitalism

Megatall (a skyscraper over 600 meters or 1,968 feet tall)

“Cheap service isn’t good and good service isn’t cheap”

“The show must go wrong” (show business adage)

“First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the treasure chest”

“The halfway point of a marathon is 20 miles” (running adage)

“Winning is a trophy, failing is an education”

Brosé (bro + rosé)

Thumbs Up Thursday

“Don’t fight the Fed”

“Don’t fight the Bank of Canada”

Veducation (vegetables + education)

“Spooning leads to forking”

“I have mixed drinks about feelings”

“I leave homework for the last day because I’ll be older and wiser”

“Deadlines spur action” (business adage)

High Five Friday

Megadonor

“Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade’s going to suck”

“My gauge is fine ‘til the third glass of wine”

“The party’s not over till you smile for the mugshot”

Welfare Wednesday (Food Stamp Friday)

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