A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels” (9/26)
“Why does cling wrap stick to everything except what you want it to?” (9/26)
“I told my builder I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair” (9/26)
“I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair” (9/26)
“I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair” (9/26)
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“Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?"/"Because you can really party hearty!”

“What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th”

“What’s the difference between you and a calendar?"/"A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day.”

“I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. You make me sick!”

“I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and on my lap”

“I like my women how I like my laptop. On my lap, turned on and virus free”

“Why did the cannibal break up with his valentine?"/"She didn’t suit his taste.”

“What food is good for the brain?"/"Noodle soup.”

“What do cannibals eat for breakfast?"/"Buttered host.”

“What’s a fresh vegetable?"/"One that insults a farmer.”

“What happened when the barman died?"/"The police held an inn-quest.”

“Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?"/"Because the top said, ‘Twist to open.‘“

“How do you make a tissue dance?"/"Put a little boogie in it.”

“Hamburgers love classical music. They go to the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall”

“Hamburgers love classical music. They go to the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall”

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees”

“Eat here, diet home” (restaurant sign)

“Eat here and get gas” ("food and gas")

“Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester”

“He who indulges, bulges”

“Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?” (joke)

“What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold?” (riddle)

“What’s red and invisible?"/"No tomatoes.”

“What are apricots?"/"Where monkeys sleep.”

“Why were the twin towers sad?"/"They ordered pepperoni pizza and got plane.”

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