A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Espresso martinis are the Four Lokos of the bourgeoisie” (8/10)
“Espresso martinis are just bougie Four Lokos” (8/10)
“An espresso martini is the rich man’s Four Loko” (8/10)
“An espresso martini is just a classy Four Loko” (8/10)
“An espresso martini is just a Four Loko with a 401k” (8/10)
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“The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine”

“A friend of wine is a friend of mine”

“I don’t like whiny and cheesy people, but I do like wine and cheese people”

“Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine”

“I tried cooking with wine. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen”

“I drink coffee because I need it, and wine because I deserve it”

“Warning! The consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing”

“Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch”

“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education”

“Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time”

“Warning! The consumption of alcohol might cause you to think you can sing”

“What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?"/"Hole Foods.”

“Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?”

“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song”

“My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not”

“The driver is safer when the roads are dry. The roads are safer when the driver is dry”

“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”

“Don’t just chase your dreams. Run them down”

“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite”

“While I was running today, I heard someone clapping. It was my thighs cheering me on”

“Persist Until Success Happens” ("push” backronym)

“What kind of magic does a vegan wizard use?"/"Soycery.”

“Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?"/"Because a sign says ‘No Trespassing.‘“

“My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not”

“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”

“What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?"/"Sinko de Mayo.”

“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”

“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”

“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”

“Running is a mental sport and we are all insane”

“I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly”

“Now I lay me down to sleep. A bottle of vodka at my feet…”

“Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food. Definitely food”

“Don’t cry over spilt milk. It could have been whiskey”

“I need a six month vacation, twice a year”

“Friday is my second favorite F word”

“Work is for those who don’t know what fishing is!”

“If the ocean was whiskey and i was a duck…”

“On the internet you can be whoever you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid”

“Once you lick frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin”

“Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame”

“I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend”

“Fool me 350,000 times, you are a weather man”

“Make your passion your paycheck”

“Thank God it’s Monday…said no one ever”

“Employers are most happy on Mondays. Employees are most happy on Fridays”

“Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday”

“Mondays are for fresh starts”

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