A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“Paratha rolls not gender roles”

“Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten”

“Lobster rolls not gender roles”

The Shawarma (nickname of Vessel at Hudson Yards)

Fairly Ridiculous (Fairleigh Dickinson University nickname)

Slutgers (Rutgers University nickname)

Texalina (Texas + Carolina) barbecue

“If you pay for service by the hour, you buy hours and not service”

“Our town is so small we don’t have a town drunk, so we all take turns”

“Alcohol you later”

“There are over 7,500 different types of apple, but only one ‘apple juice‘“

“You can’t ride two horses with one behind”

“Why did the homophone cross the rowed?"/"To get to the other sighed.”

“If the climate were a bank, it would have been saved by now”

“I can’t believe I still have to protest this shit”

“There is no Planet B”

“Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan”

“What do they say in Paris, TX?"/"Oui-haw!”

“What does Pac-Man eat with his chips?"/"Guacawakamole.”

“School is just a really long tutorial”

“My body, my choice”

“If you know how to cheat, start now”

“Drugs End All Dreams” ("dead” backronym)

“The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends”

“Ate a box of Thin Mints. Didn’t get thinner. I don’t think they work”

“Someone please call 9 Wine Wine”

“Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight”

“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”

“I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago”

“Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you”

“Congress is good at only two things—doing nothing and overreacting”

“I hate people who bang on your door and tell you to be ‘saved’ or you’ll ‘burn.’ Stupid firemen”

“In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” (Polish joke)

“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead”

“I swear it was Friday like 2 seconds ago”

“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”

“Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you’re not swimming in a puddle”

“If caught sleeping, slowly raise your head from your desk and say, ‘In Jesus’ name, Amen‘“

“Sometimes I can’t figure out if I’m in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I’m at work”

“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does tequila. Your choice”

“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice”

“If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”

“They say do what you love and the money will follow” (joke)

“You can’t expect to look like a million bucks if you eat from the dollar menu”

“Someone who is busier than you is running right now”

“Hakuna Ma’Coffee. It means no worries. I’ll just drink coffee for the rest of the day”

“You miss 100 percent of the espresso shots you don’t take”

“Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?"/"Because he was pressed for time.”

“A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy”

“We go together like biscuits and gravy”

“Spring is a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be”

“My wife gets turned on by shopping. It seems she’s buy-sexual”

“The power of the people is stronger than the people in power”

“The future is female”

“A spill, a slip, a hospital trip” (safety slogan)

“System change, not climate change”

“Buy one beer for the price of two, and get the second beer free”

“The power of the people is greater than the people in power”

“What’s a cannibal’s favorite meal?"/"Kate and Sidney pie.”

Kate and Sidney Pie (steak and kidney pie)

Snowplow Parent (Snowplow Parenting)

“You go to Los Angeles to become somebody; you go to New York when you are somebody”

“Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object”

“Brooklyn looks like an ice skating dragon”

“To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe”

“Eat. Sleep. Study. Repeat”

“Eat. Sleep. Study. Panic. Repeat”

“Eat. Sleep. Clinicals. Panic. Study. Panic. Care Plans. Repeat”

“School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper, paper is made from trees…”

“Don’t downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny”

“If you think lawyer jokes are funny—next time you’re in a jam, call a comedian”

“Eat. Sleep. Go to clinicals. Freak out. Study for exams. Freak out. Slay. Repeat”

Stairway to Nowhere (nickname of Vessel at Hudson Yards)

“I saw a sign that said ‘Slow Deer Crossing.’ Why don’t the deer just run faster?”

“This house isn’t dusty. It’s sprinkled with fairy dust”

“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a Senator”

“If the front of your shirt isn’t wet, did you ever really wash the dishes?”

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