A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?"/"Green tee.” (1/30)
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“Legos are a gateway drug to IKEA”

“Why can’t you trust lemons?"/"Because they’re seedy!”

“It’s weird to think that before Facebook, all of this dumb shit just stayed in people’s heads”

“It’s weird to think that before Twitter, all of this dumb shit just stayed in people’s heads”

“It’s so strange to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”

“It’s weird to think that before Facebook, all of this dumb stuff stayed in people’s heads”

“Before social media, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”

“Sliced cucumbers are just salad cookies”

“Lego is a gateway drug to IKEA”

“It’s so strange to think that before Facebook, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”

IMPOTUS (impotent + POTUS)

“U.S. Army: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”

IMPOTUS (Impeached President Of The United States)

“Marine: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”

“U.S. Navy: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”

“Law Enforcement: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”

“Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”

“U.S. Army: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”

“U.S. Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”

“U.S. Air Force: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”

“Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn’t forward that message”

“I used to be a heavy drinker, but then I lost some weight”

“I’m a lawyer. I’m here to protect your ass, not kiss it”

“I’m a nurse. I’m here to save your ass, not kiss it”

“Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent”

“I have a love hat relationship with autocorrect”

“It’s about time I got out of this cookie” (fortune cookie message)

“I’m a lawyer. I’m here to defend your ass, not kiss it”

“Are abbreviations in sign language called ‘shorthand’?”

“I’m a lawyer. It’s my job to defend your ass, not kiss it”

“I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn…” (joke)

“There’s no ‘we’ in chocolate”

“There’s no ‘we’ in tacos”

“There’s no ‘we’ in bacon”

“He who controls the memes controls the universe”

“There’s no ‘we’ in pizza”

“My wife asked if I wanted to eat some of the chicken on the barbecue. I suggested a chair”

“There’s no ‘we’ in fries”

“There’s no ‘we’ in food”

“How does a computer learn new things?"/"Bit by bit.”

“Smoke brisket, not weed”

“What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing”

“Smoke brisket, not meth”

“Smoke brisket, not crack”

“Smoke brisket, not drugs”

“He who controls the memes controls the world”

“Autocorrect and I have a love hat relationship”

“‘That wasn’t chicken.’ Worst fortune cookie ever”

“I bought my wig at a discount store. Didn’t want toupee full price”

“If you abbreviate in sign language, is it called short hand?”

“Two elves walk into a bar. A dwarf walks under it” (bar joke)

“Teaching is like a bad marriage. You never get your needs met, but you stay in it for the kids”

“I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit. No more Mr. Knife guy”

“Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar” (joke)

“You are not illiterate” (fortune cookie message)

“Nothing tops a cheese pizza”

“What is a Karen called in Europe?"/"An American.”

“This is a mind control device” (face mask message)

“We used to live on a very busy main road..” (joke)

“It’s about time I got out of that cookie” (fortune cookie message)

“An elf walks into a bar. A hobbit walks under it” (bar joke)

“I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief”

“Two elves walk into a bar. A hobbit walks under it” (bar joke)

“Transgender rights are human rights”

“An elf walks into a bar. A dwarf walks under it” (bar joke)

“Animal rights are human rights”

“Trans rights are human rights”

“Women’s rights are human rights”

“I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B”

Antimasker

“Due to COVID-19, we are asking protesters to work from home and destroy their own property”

“An inkjet cartridge walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A giraffe walks into a bar and the barman says…” (bar joke)

“An anagramist walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“Due to COVID-19, we are asking looters to work from home and steal their own property”

“Due to COVID-19, we are asking rioters to work from home and destroy their own property”

“That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything…”

“A minimalist walks into a bar” (bar joke)

“This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school”

“It’s only physics if it’s from the Physique region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling math”

“Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar” (bar joke)

“A figure of speech literally walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“Why do women park so close to the curb?” (NSFW joke)

“A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of” (bar joke)

“A bar walks into a commutative algebraist” (bar joke)

“Why are women so bad at parking cars?” (NSFW joke)

“Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job”

“Shrimp are the cockroaches of the ocean”

“‘Soybean’ is a Spanish word which roughly translates as ‘I am bean‘“ (joke)

“The last man on earth walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

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