A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering” (4/23)
“Dungeness crab implies the existence of Dragoness crab” (4/23)
“If you don’t understand why the Electoral College exists, you’re the reason” (4/23)
Angertainment (anger+ entertainment) (4/23)
“Everything you see on TV is a scripted performance with the purpose of shaping your world view…” (4/23)
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“The hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake”

Fascistbook (fascist + Facebook)

“When the wolf stares you down, will you be the lamb that cowers in fear…”

“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A wrecked angle.”

“What do you call a broken square?”/“A wrecked angle.”

“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A REKTangle.”

“Hey, Siri, why do I always mess things up with women?”/“My name is ALEXA…”

“Carving a pumpkin is a great activity if you’re in an artsy mood and also feel like stabbing…”

“What do you call a broken square?”/“A REKTangle.”

“Why isn’t there any music in skeleton church?”/“No organs.”

“I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?”

“I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What do you think?”

“Never date Jack-O-Lantern. He’s hollow inside”

“What do you call a calculator that works instantly?”/“Calcunow.”

Breitfart (Breitbart News + fart)

“What is a pirate’s favorite element in the periodic table?”/“Gold, not Argon.”

“What’s a pirate’s favorite element?”/“ARRRRRRRRRgon.”

“What’s a pirate’s favorite element?”/“The element of surprise.”

“The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope”

“The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many”

“It’s not that the majority are silent. It’s that the media are silent about the majority”

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