A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“Espresso martinis are the Four Lokos of the bourgeoisie” (8/10)
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“An espresso martini is the rich man’s Four Loko” (8/10)
“An espresso martini is just a classy Four Loko” (8/10)
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Ghost Kitchen

Virtual Restaurant

Shadow Kitchen

Cloud Kitchen

Dark Kitchen

Ghost Restaurant

Cloud Restaurant

Virtual Kitchen

Cloud Commissary

“What do you call a phone shaped like an Italian dumpling?"/"A gnocchia.”

“What is three-sevenths of a chicken, two-thirds of a cat and one-half of a goat?"/"Chicago.”

“The human body is roughly 60% water. I’m not fat, I’m flooded”

“A waffle is just a pancake’s alter Eggo”

“Think about how stupid the average person is…half of ‘em are stupider than that”

“I’m not fat—I’m flooded” (human body is 80% water)

“Pancakes are my alter-Eggo”

“Avocados are fruits. Guacamole is avocado jam”

“What fruit do you use to make toe jam?"/"You use fruit by the foot.”

“Self-educated people cannot be fooled by institutionalized propaganda”

“What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?"/"Chicago.”

“Facebook be like, ‘What’s on your mind?’ then ban you for saying it”

Pie-oneer (pie + pioneer)

“What’s a seal’s favorite subject?"/"Art art art!”

“One of my waffles is crazier than the other. It’s my alter Eggo”

“Maybe plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we decompose and they can eat us”

“Roses are red, broccoli is green, that is the fattest ass I have ever seen”

“Who were the first people to make pastries?"/"The pie-oneers.”

“Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose”

“Asking government to fix government is like asking cancer to cure cancer”

“What do you call a waffle’s evil twin?"/"Its alter Eggo.”

“What does a government do once it has disarmed its citizens?  Anything it wants”

“The first clown to take a pie in the face was a pie-oneer”

“I just shoveled 6 inches of global warming off my driveway”

“What is a seal’s favorite subject in school?"/"Art art art!”

“Who ate the first pies?"/"The pie oneers.”

“Lesson learned tonight: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts”

“Normal cat … Meow. Texan cat … Meowdy”

Cousin Sally Ann (Confederate States of America)

“If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the Lamb of God…” (joke)

“What does a government do, once it has disarmed its populace? Anything it wants”

“Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW”

“Why is a map of Turkey-in-Europe like a dripping pan?"/"Because there is Greece at the bottom.”

“What has to be broken before it can be used?"/"An egg.”

“Why is Europe like a frying pan?"/"Because it has Greece on the bottom.”

Snownado (snow + tornado)

“I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money”

“Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt”

“Does every sentence need to include a vegetable? Not neccescelery”

“If I agree, it’s free speech. If I disagree, it’s hate speech”

“Why is a colt like an egg?"/"It must be broken before it can be used.”

“Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable? Not nececelery”

“Most kids today don’t even know who St. Pancake is”

“A turducken is technically a stuffed animal”

“I was meant to be rich, I just know it. I can tell by the way I spend money”

“Ehh, good enough.—Mediocretes”

“If you ever injected truth into politics you’d have no politics”

“I was born to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money”

“Ehh, good enough.—Mediocrates”

“Eh, it’s good enough.—Mediocrites, Greek philosopher”

“If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics”

“Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?"/"Because they belong behind bars.”

“Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debts”

“Why was the lawyer home early?"/"Briefcase.”

“I think, therefore I don’t have much in common with most people”

“Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power”

“Censorship is the tool used when lies lose their power”

“I think, therefore I don’t have much in common with quite a few people”

“I’ve lost loads of weight, just by wearing bread around my head. It’s a loaf hat diet”

“Does a biscuit website use cookies?”

“I think, therefore I don’t have much in common with a lot of people”

“I like people the way I like my tea. In a bag, under water”

“You can’t spell ‘automaton’ without ‘tomato‘“

“U-Haul in Texas is called Yee-Haul”

“I like people just the way i like my tea. In a bag, underwater”

“You could save more lives by taking pens away from politicians than by taking guns away…”

“What do cowboys use to move from state to state?"/"Yee-Hauls.”

“Wars should be financed through GoFundMe and fought by those cheering for it”

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I own me and you own you”

“For dinner, we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew. That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road”

“We don’t need metal detectors in Congress. We need lie detectors”

“People who walk fast are beyond me”

“Beef jerky is just edible leather”

“Rice cakes are edible styrofoam”

“The ugliness of ignorant ideas is BEAUTIFUL compared to the horror of everyone’s mouth sewn shut”

“Pork rinds are the popcorn of ham”

“Pork rinds are the popcorn of the pig world”

“The only reason the government would outlaw body armor is to make it easier for them to kill you”

“Pork rinds are the popcorn of bacon”

“How do you get into college?"/"Through the door.”

“An old lady at the Indian restaurant said, ‘Aren’t you polite!’ It was my complimentary nan”

“Bread is an edible sponge”

“Start every phone call with, ‘My battery is almost dead‘“

“How do you make a lemon puff?"/"Chase it round the garden.”

“What do crows drink in the morning?"/"Cawfee.”

“If there is coconut milk, there is coconut cheese”

“Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31”

“Pork rinds are just meat popcorn”

“What did the melon say when his lawn looked dry?"/"Guess it’s time to watermalawn.”

“What is a crow’s favorite drink?"/"Cawfee.”

“Join the 3 day challenge. No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31”

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