A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“New York has been the Big Apple for several decades (in jazz)” (New York Times, 1967)

“Big Apple” (Robert S. Gold’s A Jazz Lexicon, 1964)

“Big Apple Rock” (disco song by Black Ivory, 1979)

“Big Apple” (Robert S. Gold’s A Jazz Lexicon, 1964)

“New York is the Big Apple” (Stephen Longstreet’s The Real Jazz: Old and New, 1956)

“So you’re telling me a monkey runs this business?”

“So you’re telling me a monkey started this business?”

“New York has been the Big Apple for several decades (in jazz)” (New York Times, 1967)

“So you’re telling me this monkey owns a business?”

“Where do cats go to have fun?”/“An a-mews-ment park.”

“Big Apple Rock” (disco song by Black Ivory, 1979)

Lesbian & Gay Big Apple Corps (marching band, 1979-present)

“An insect landed on my soft French cheese, briefly”

“Bad Salad: Sad Ballad” (spoonerism)

“Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low?”/“He’s a master of deduction.”

“What do you call a pig that’s cold and angry at the same time?”/“A ham-brr-grr”

“What’s the difference between rotten lettuce and a depressing song?” (riddle)

“I wonder what would happen if you put a small insect in some soft French cheese, briefly?”

“Freedom over fear”

“What do you call a pig that is cold and growling?”/“A Ham-Brrr-Grrr.”

“What’s the difference between a bowl of moldy lettuce and a depressing song?” (riddle)

Quackzine or Quackcine or Quacksine or Quackxine (quack + vaccine)

“As a kid, did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away before they could answer?” (joke)

“If you have to pay a fee to keep your property, you don’t own it”

Quackcine or Quacksine or Quackxine or Quackzine (quack + vaccine)

“Someone has glued my deck of cards together. I don’t know how to deal with it”

“I spend a lot of time holding the fridge door open looking for answers”

Quackseen (quack + vaccine)

“I opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came”

Quacksine or Quackcine or Quackxine or Quackzine (quack + vaccine)

“America is the only country in the world where even those who hate it refuse to leave”

“America is the only country in the world where even people who hate it refuse to leave”

“The thought of going back to life without a mask scares me…” (joke)

“What should you do if the lights in a Chinese restaurant are too bright?”/“Dim sum.”

“If you ever start to feel too confident, just get out of a bean bag chair in front of people”

Fraudemic or Frauddemic (fraud + epidemic/pandemic)

Frauddemic or Fraudemic (fraud + epidemic/pandemic)

Quaxxine or Quaxine or Quaxxxine (quack + vaccine)

Quackxine or Quackcine or Quacksine or Quackzine (quack + vaccine)

1400+ Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic quotes, jokes, riddles, puns, pickup lines, memes, etc., Pt. 5

Waxxxinate or Waxinate or Waxxinate (variant spelling of “vaccinate”)

Waxxination or Waxination (variant spelling of “vaccination”)

Waxxinate or Waxinate or Waxxxinate (variant spelling of “vaccinate”)

Waxinate or Waxxinate or Waxxxinate (variant spelling of “vaccinate”)

Waxination or Waxxination (variant spelling of “vaccination”)

Quaxxxine or Quaxine or Quaxxine (quack + vaccine)

Quacksination (quack + vaccination)

Quacksinate (quack + vaccinate)

“Big Apple” (spoken by Frank Sinatra, 1950)

Quaxine or Quaxxine or Quaxxxine (quack + vaccine)

Lesbian & Gay Big Apple Corps (marching band)

“Gradually, the unthinkable becomes tolerable, then acceptable, then legal, then praised”

Waccinate (variant spelling of “vaccinate”)

Big Apple logo for Made in NYC (2003-present)

“And gradually, though no one remembers exactly how it happened, the unthinkable becomes tolerable”

Waccination (variant spelling of “vaccination”)

DTE (Down To Eat)

“I’m always DTE (Down To Eat)”

“I had no idea what ghee was until someone clarified it for me”

“How much does a rainbow weigh?”/“Not much, they’re actually pretty light.”

“Carbs on Sunday don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants you to be happy”

“Sunday carbs don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants you to be happy”

“You cannot comply your way out of tyranny”

“Carbs don’t count on Sundays”

“You cannot comply your way out of systemic racism”

“I am yet again asking the Olympics to simply let a regular non athlete person do the event first”

“Male bees die after mating. Their life is basically Honey, Nut, Cheerio”

“You can’t comply your way out of totalitarianism”

“Sunday carbs don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants us to be happy”

“Carbs don’t count on Sunday”

Big Apple Hat (Big Apple Cap)

Big Apple Cap (Big Apple Hat)

Big Apple cap or Big Apple hat (named after the dance, 1937-present)

The Big Apple Bash (Jay McShann album, 1979)

“I’m doing my best to remove the word ‘chocolate’ from my vocadbury”

“What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?”/“Beats.”

“What is the only 4-letter word sport that starts with a ‘T’?”/“Golf.”

“What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?”/“Beets.”

“New Year resolution going well, no chocolate. Not even thinking about it. Not even in my vocadbury”

The Big Apple Bash (Jay McShann album, 1979)

Big Apple (Fort Worth, TX barbecue restaurant, 1941-1968)

“Where does a coffee maker go when it dies?”/“Percolatory.”

“How did the old French cheese-maker die?”/“From age.”

“Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again”

“Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now…”

“My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer…”

“You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work”

“From age comes wisdom, and French cheese”

“Where does French cheese get its flavor?”/“From age.”

Percolatory (percolate + circulatory system)

Percolatory (percolate + Purgatory)

“Percolatory—the time between when you wake up and when the coffee’s ready”

“Seltzer tastes like if tv static had flavor”

“Vanilla extract is the garlic of baking”

“Carbonated water tastes like tv static”

“A Swedish Fish is that which has no Finns”

“Sparkling water tastes how tv static looks”

“Club soda tastes like tv static”

“Soda water tastes like tv static”

“How can you tell if a fish is a Swedish fish?”/“It only has Finns on one side.”

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