A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“An espresso martini is just a classy Four Loko” (8/10)
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“Biscuits and gravy is just wet flour on dry flour”

Big Apple (Robinette’s Apple Haus, Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1973-present)

“People who drive like hell are bound to get there”

“This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Poo & shoo”

“Unmasked. Unvaccinated. Unapologetic. Unafraid”

“I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment, but then I was able to get the wine open”

“Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka”

“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails”

“If H2O is hot water, then CO2 is cold water and CH2O is sea water”

Oxygin (oxygen + gin)

Hydrogin (hydrogen + gin)

“The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water…”

“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”

“I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment, but then I was able to get the vodka open”

“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water”

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