A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry in progress—BP (8/13)
“Where can you get vegan beef?"/"From a vegetabull.” (8/13)
“When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep?"/"When it is pasture bedtime.” (8/13)
“What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?"/"It’s pasture bedtime.” (8/13)
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Potatosauce or Potato Sauce

“Why is apple sauce not called mashed apples and why is mashed potatoes not called potato sauce?”

“Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga”

“Sriracha is just hipster ketchup”

“Kombucha is just a non-alcoholic IPA”

“Kombucha is just spicy soda”

“Kombucha is hippie Gatorade”

“Kombucha is the IPA version of juice”

“Kombucha is just hipster Gatorade”

“Frozen yogurt is just hipster ice cream”

“I’ve decided to dress as a different bread every day next week. Roll on Monday”

“What’s a killer whale’s favorite pasta?"/"Penguini.”

“Why are Chinese restaurant owners the best renters?"/"Because they’re lo mein tenants.”

“Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake”

“What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?"/"Crisp Pringles.”

“What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?"/"Penguine.”

“When the fact checkers are controlled by the same people doing the lying, what do you call it?”

“We can’t eat inside. But we can eat outside. But it’s cold so we set up outside as inside”

“Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem”

“Unvaccinated people did their homework early on…”

“Govern me harder, daddy”

“Why did the yo-yo cross the road?"/"It was walking the dog.”

“Whipped cream is just milk that enjoys BDSM”

“What are Santa’s favorite potato chips?"/"Crisp Pringles.”

“Whipped cream comes from cows that are into BDSM”

“What type of dairy product is into BDSM?"/"Whipped cream.”

“I’m going to stay up on New Year’s Eve this year. Not to see the new year in…”

“BDSM cows make whipped cream”

“Whipped cream is just regular cream that is really into BDSM”

“Taxidermists really know their stuff”

“Taxidemists. They know their stuff”

“Why did the Lego cross the road?"/"To get to the other block.”

“What’s it called when the people doing the fact checking are controlled by the same people lying?”

“Running on coffee and Christmas cheer”

“If you fear change, leave it here” (tip jar sign)

“Not caring what other people think is the best choice you will ever make”

“If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms”

“I run on coffee & Christmas cheer”

“When you truly don’t care what anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level”

“Firearms imply the existence of eartharms, windarms, and waterarms”

“Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape”

“I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake”

“The worst spread for a bagel has to be the pap shmear”

Pap Schmear (paprika cream cheese spread)

“My grandfather makes his own cream cheese. It’s called Pap Schmear”

“Pringles are the particle board of potato chips”

Pap Schmear (papaya cream cheese spread)

Flightmare (flight + nightmare)

“So the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of the virus, but the vaccine passport does?”

“Please don’t hate me because I’m unvaccinated. I was born that way”

“Scotch tape implies the existence of Bourbon tape”

“I like my coffee like I like my thoughts. Dark, bitter, and keeping me up at night”

“Pap Shmear, one of the lesser known bagel toppings in New York”

“What’s the opposite of drunken noodles?"/"Soba noodles.”

“What’s the opposite of soba noodles?"/"Drunken noodles.”

“Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich”

“What do you call bread that’s into BDSM?"/"Gluten for punishment.”

“Poverty exists not because we can’t feed the poor, but because we can’t satisfy the rich”

“What do you call cream cheese with paprika?"/"Pap schmear.”

“What do you call religious pasta?"/"Raviholy.”

“Pringles are the particle board of the potato chip industry”

“Did you hear about the bread maker who was into BDSM? He was gluten for punishment”

“Propaganda works best when those who are being manipulated are confident they are acting on…”

“Why hasn’t Bed Bath & Beyond partnered with Beyond Meat so they actually have a beyond section?”

“I’m not fat—I’m just well-marbled”

“Beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat”

“Don’t hate people for being unvaccinated. They were born that way”

“I’m not fat—I just have good marbling”

City of Neon and Chrome

“The people on the ‘right side of history’ are usually fighting for freedom and liberty…”

“Our fear is their power”

“Don’t discriminate against my unvaccinated children. They were born that way”

“What does lactose free milk wish to the world?"/"Soy to the world.”

“There would be no game of chess if the pawns refused to play”

“What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?"/"Soy to the World.”

“Eggs are the real boneless chicken”

“Tyranny is that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”

“Soy to the World” (soy + Joy to the World)

“What is a vegetarian’s favorite Christmas carol?"/"Soy to the World.”

“I dropped a piece of pasta off of a cliff, It was a farfalle”

“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”

“What do vegans say at Christmas?"/"Soy to the world!”

“Eggs are just boneless chicken”

“Eggs are technically boneless chicken”

“Eggs are the original boneless chicken”

“Why’s the bow-tie pasta afraid to jump off a cliff?"/"Because it’s a Farfalle.”

“Why don’t ants go to church?"/"Because they’re in sects.”

“Verizon is a combination of vertical and horizontal”

“How much flu would a flu shot stop if a flu shot could stop flu?”

“Where do pirates go to play games?"/"The Arrrrrrr-cade!”

“My idols are shadowbanned and my enemies are all verified”

“When seeing is believing, those who program what we see can influence what we believe”

“A supreme court implies the existence of a meatlovers court”

“A smoothie is a meal that a robot has pre-chewed for you”

“Just spilt coffee on my new pants. They’re cappuchinos now”

Cappuchino (cappuccino + chinos)

“What kind of dress pants does coffee wear?"/"Cappuchinos.”

“Smoothies are just pre-chewed fruit”

“Cappuchinos—coffee colored cotton pants”

Remdeathivir (Remdesivir nickname)

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