A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Two rules for this heat: 1. Drink a lot of water, 2. Watch how you talk to me” (8/14)
“Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me” (8/14)
“I have been staring at an orchard to tell the time. It’s an Apple Watch” (8/14)
“I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. Apparently, it wasn’t the Apple Watch she wanted” (8/14)
“Fake laughing with customers is another skill” (8/14)
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“I like my women like I like my passwords. Short and insecure”

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“I just flew in from Italy and boyardee’s arms tired”

“You don’t need to be perfect to inspire others. Let people get inspired by your imperfection”

“I just hope both teams had fun”

“We all place ourselves in danger when we stand up, but…”

“Which car looks the same frontwards or backwards?"/"A Toyota.”

“A nation run by bankers will never be out of debt”

Chicken Lettuce Under Bacon ("club” sandwich backronym)

“I just hope both teams have fun”

“I just hope both teams are having fun”

Centers to Deceive and Control (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)

“You don’t inspire others by being perfect. You inspire them by how you deal with imperfections”

“A nation that allows a small segment of its citizens to write the laws will never know justice”

“And then the people said ‘no.’ The end”

“A nation owned by weapons manufacturers will never know peace”

“The resistance is not something you join. It’s who you are”

“The resistance is not something you join. It’s what you are”

“The resistance is not something you join. It’s what you do”

“Never run a fruit stand in an action movie”

“Coffee make brain work gooder”

“Remember when the colonists stood in line to register their muskets? Me either”

“‘Stay home, save lives’ should be America’s foreign policy”

“If steroids aren’t allowed in sports, why is makeup allowed in beauty pageants?”

“If drugs aren’t allowed in sports, why is makeup allowed in beauty contests?”

“Stay home, save lives should be our foreign policy, not our public health policy”

“If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, does the First only apply to printing presses?”

“If you let a grilled cheese get cold, it becomes chilled grease”

“People who say ‘the system works’ work for the system”

“The system works because you work”

“One of the worst jobs in the world is to be a fruit stand vendor in action movie”

“What do you call a refrigerated grilled cheese?"/"Chilled grease.”

Chilled Grease (spoonerism of “grilled cheese")

“Grilled cheese > chilled grease”

“3 generations ago, organic food was just called ‘food‘“

“The city should hire the guy who salts the fries at McDonald’s to do the roads”

“The city should hire the guy that salts the fries at McDonald’s to do the roads”

“You can’t spend yourself rich and you can’t vote yourself free”

“You can’t spend yourself rich”

“You can’t vote yourself free”

“What do they call Chamomile tea in Europe?"/"Chamokilometer.”

“Chamomile implies the existence of chamokilometer”

“You’re all wrong. The earth isn’t flat or round. It’s fucked”

“My salads tend to be a bit on the dry side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing”

“Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing”

“You’re all wrong. The earth isn’t round or flat. It’s fucked”

“Post office implies the existence of pre office”

“Why did the stoner cross the road?"/"Because it was the HIGHway.”

“What do you use to clean a pig?"/"Ham sanitizer.”

“What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?"/"Amy.”

“Why did the stoner cross the road?"/"Who else would follow a chicken?”

“Why did the stoner cross the road?"/"Because his dealer lived on the other side.”

“Why did the stoner cross the road?"/"The grass was greener on the other side.”

“Why did the stoner cross the road?"/"To avoid the pot hole.”

“Why do Jewish women love Chinese food?"/"Because ‘wonton’ spelled backwards is ‘not now.‘“

DOTUS (Dog Of The United States)

COTUS (Cat Of The United States)

“Somebody asked if I have time to spell Wonton backwards? I said, ‘not now‘“

First Dog (dog of the president of the United States)

First Cat (cat of the president of the United States)

“Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays”

“Saw a market selling nothing but fruit, sherry, custard and sponge fingers. It was a trifle bazaar”

Overdoughse (overdose + dough)

“Why did the man get sick after eating a loaf of bread?"/"He overdoughsed.”

“I ate too much cookie dough and got sick. It was an overdoughse”

“Tea is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays”

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