A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money” (3/27)
“Thank you, ATM fees, for allowing me to buy my own money” (3/27)
“Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold…” (3/27)
“Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money” (3/27)
20-20-20 Rule (for eyes) (3/27)
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“Time machine for sale. Guaranteed previous day delivery”

“Toi, toi, toi” (good luck saying)

Aimez-vous Glamis (name used to avoid the “Macbeth” curse)

“Wrapping presents is the folding laundry of Christmas”

“Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus”

“Bananas are the strippers of the fruit world”

“All bananas are strippers”

“Broccoli implies the existence of a single broccolus”

“Potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, beets, yams…. I’ll never forget my roots”

“Broccoli implies the existence of sisccoli”

“My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding…” (Scrabble joke)

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