A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department”
“The next Covid variant is communism”
“The NSA walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
“The NWO is the real virus”
“The NWO is the virus”
“The NYPD toilets were stolen. Police have nothing to go on”
“The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly”
“The official flag of 2020” (a face mask on a flagpole)
“The oldest word in politics is ‘new’”
“The one thing the government fears is the day we stand together”
“The one who gets vaccinated to be free is already enslaved”
“The ones asking to be left alone aren’t the extremists. The ones demanding we comply…”
“The ones selling the panic are the same ones selling the vaccine”
“The only carbon they want to reduce is you”
“The only color that matters is blue” (police adage)
“The only communists left are in China, Cuba, North Korea and on American universities”
“The only cure for presidential fever is embalming fluid”
“The only difference between the U.S. and a banana republic is we don’t grow bananas”
“The only easy day was yesterday” (Navy SEAL motto)
“The only entitlement I expect from my government is freedom”
“The only non-essential business is government”
“The only person telling you the truth in politics is the one who says he is not voting for you”
“The only reason the government would outlaw body armor is to make it easier for them to kill you”
“The only reason why the government would want to disarm you after 243 years is because…”
“The only thin blue line I respect is a negative pregnancy test”
“The only thin blue line I respect is the Mississippi River”
“The only thin blue line I respect is the mountain coldness indicator on Coors Lite”
“The only thin blue line I respect is the one at the bottom of the pride flag”
“The only thin blue line I respect is the U.S. Postal Service”
“The only thin blue line I respect is the wetness indicator on a baby’s diaper”
“The only thin blue lines I respect are my local rivers and estuaries”
“The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself”
“The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open”
“The only thing that should be rising is the people”
“The only time a politician tells the truth is when he says that the other politician is a liar”
“The only time a politician tells the truth is when speaking about their opponents”
“The only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other liars”
“The opposite of capitalism is lowercaseism”
“The opposite of isolate is isoearly”
“The opposite of isolate is yousoearly”
“The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank…” (Imhoff’s Law)
“The party in power is smug; the party out of power is insane” (Jane’s Law)
“The past is rewritten so fast that you don’t know what will happen yesterday.—Soviet joke”
“The patriarchy isn’t going to fight itself”
“The patriarchy isn’t going to fuck itself”
“The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself”
“The peasants are revolting” (“The people are revolting”)
“The penalty for not participating in politics is to be governed by your inferiors”
“The Pentagon was originally going to just be a square, but the contractor kept cutting corners”
“The people against voter ID wanted you to show vaccine papers”
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