A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“‘Alcohol may intensify the results of this medication.’ Is this a warning or a suggestion?”
“‘Buffet’ is a French word that means ‘get up and get it yourself‘“
“‘Dark matter’ which holds reality together finally identified as coffee”
“‘Does this uniform make me look fat?’—the insecurity guard”
“‘Egg nog’ implies the existence of other, more secret types of nog”
“‘Evian’ spelled backwards is ‘naive‘“
“‘I hate tacos!’ said no Juan ever”
“‘I’ before ‘E,’ except in Budweiser”
“‘I’ll have a hot dog,’ Tom said frankly”
“‘Iced coffee’ sounds cool but ‘cold coffee’ sounds gross”
“‘Is Pepsi OK?’—World’s worst drug dealer”
“‘Lasagna’ is French for ‘the sagna‘“
“‘Lasagne’ is French for ‘the sagne‘“
“‘Latte’ is French for ‘you paid too much for that coffee‘“
“‘Let’s eat, grandma’ or ‘let’s eat grandma’—punctuation saves lives!”
“‘Muffins’ spelled backwards is ‘Sniffum‘“
“‘No lemon, no melon’ backwards is ‘No lemon, no melon‘“
“‘No thanks, I’m vegetarian’ is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby”
“‘No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian,’ is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby”
“‘Nouvelle cuisine’ is French for ‘not enough food‘“
“‘OK Boomer,’ said the currant to the elderberry”
“‘Pour me,’ thought the teapot”
“‘Probiotic’ sounds a lot better than ‘bacteria infested‘“
“‘Soybean’ is a Spanish word which roughly translates as ‘I am bean‘“ (joke)
“‘Tater tots’ is short for ‘potato toddlers‘“
“‘That wasn’t chicken.’ Worst fortune cookie ever”
“‘Tis the taste that tells the tale”
“‘Too much milk left need more cereal’ always leads to ‘too much cereal need more milk‘“
“‘When do we eat stuff?’ -My brain, all day”
“‘Where do you get your protein?’ The same place your protein gets theirs”
“‘Wow, the Lean Cuisine really filled me up!’ said no one ever”
“‘You are what you eat.’ I don’t remember eating a big disappointment”
“‘You are what you eat.’ I don’t remember eating a disappointment”
“‘You are what you eat.’ I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment”
“‘You are what you eat.’ I don’t remember eating a massive disappointment”
“(I will gladly pay you Tuesday for) A hamburger today”
“(Not for) All the tea in China”
“*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it”
“…and then I was like, I’m just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day”
“2 stages of my life: I should eat & I shouldn’t have eaten that much”
“2020 has shown me you don’t need fun to have alcohol”
“24 hours from vine to brine” (pickling adage)
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” (Newman Day)
“3 generations ago, organic food was just called ‘food‘“
“6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?” (joke)
“72 hours later, you’re hungry again” (joke about eating deli food)
“80% of arguments happen because someone hasn’t eaten yet”
“80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet”
“80% of success is drinking enough coffee”
“99% of my personality is just coffee and I’m OK with that”
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