A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Laughter is the best medicine…except for treating diarrhea” (4/15)
•“Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea” (4/15)
•“If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon” (4/15)
•“You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says: ‘In 400 feet, stop and let me out’” (4/15)
•Entry in progress—BP18 (4/15)
More new entries...

Entries in the category Food/Drink
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“I hope someday I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt”
“I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears”
“I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes”
“I just burned 1,200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven”
“I just cleared out some space in the freezer sounds much more productive than I had ice cream”
“I just don’t want to look back and think, ‘I could’ve eaten that’”
“I just flew back from a Spaghetti-O’s convention and Boyardee’s arms tired”
“I just flew in from a ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired”
“I just flew in from Italy and boyardee’s arms tired”
“I just found out my Indian name is…chugalottajava”
“I just got completely burnt fries at a restaurant. It really is Black Fry Day”
“I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Coffee. I had coffee”
“I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Oreos. I had Oreos”
“I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel”
“I just pead on the table” (pea joke)
“I just realized I am not a morning person. I’m a coffee person”
“I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle”
“I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup. Took the words right out of my mouth”
“I just wanna be rich enough to throw leftovers away after dinner…”
“I just want to drink coffee, create stuff and sleep”
“I just witnessed a lady throw away the center of a cinnamon roll…”
“I just yelled into a colander and strained my voice”
“I keep my hot sauce in the refrigerator. Now it’s just sauce”
“I keep pre cooked bacon in my fridge that I call ‘Hurricane Bacon’...”
“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’—I think I might have florets”
“I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me”
“I kicked some dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. It’s now water under the fridge”
“I kiss better than I cook”
“I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition”
“I knew summer was coming and I just kept eating”
“I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time”
“I know a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomial”
“I know alcohol isn’t the answer, but it’s my best guess”
“I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry”
“I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate”
“I know she ate a worm, but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate”
“I laugh stuff off cause prison don’t serve tequila”
“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lemon”
“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lime”
“I lick, swallow and suck… The salt, the tequila, the lime!”
“I like bananas because they have no bones”
“I like cats, too. Let’s exchange recipes”
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
“I like coffee more than people”
“I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning”
“I like eating Nerds because I’m secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off”
“I like frozen apples. They’re hardcore”
“I like hashtags because they look like waffles”
“I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one”
“I like my beer like I like my violence: domestic”
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