A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“I’m a better person when I’m tan and holding a margarita” (4/23)
•“You ARE a good driver. That curb DOESN’T belong there” (4/23)
•“‘It’s been a long week.’—Me, in the middle of Tuesday” (4/23)
•“Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. ‘Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking’. Surprise, surprise. Day one” (4/22)
•“Earth Day implies the existence of Moon Night” (4/22)
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Entries in the category Food/Drink
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“Which Thanksgiving beverage is sad?”/“Apple sigh-der.”
“Which vegetable do you stand in line for?”/“A queue cumber.”
“Which wine pairs best with existential dread?”
“While there’s tea, there’s hope”
“Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I’m now parsley sighted”
“Whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee”
“Whipped cream comes from cows that are into BDSM”
“Whipped cream is just milk that enjoys BDSM”
“Whipped cream is just regular cream that is really into BDSM”
“Whiskey (noun)—magic brown water for fun people”
“Whiskey has never been recalled because of E. coli”
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
“Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
“Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold”
“Whiskey is just water living up to its full potential”
“Whiskey is karaoke fuel”
“Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky”
“Whiskey is the hand sanitizer for the soul”
“Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it grows up”
“Whiskey makes me happy. You, not so much”
“Whiskey was invented so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but better”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but more fun”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, only cooler”
“Whiskey, steak, guns & freedom”
“Whiskey: The nighttime sniffling sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the kitchen floor medicine”
“Whiskey. Because who in the hell needs feelings”
“Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
“White bread will now be referred to as ‘privilege loaf’”
“White chocolate is not chocolate. It is a white lie!”
“White chocolate is not chocolate”
“White Claw is Capri Sun for adults”
“White Claw is just alcoholic Capri Sun”
“White Claw is just carbonated alcoholic Capri Sun”
“White Claw is just millennial Zima”
“White Claw is just spiked Capri Sun”
“White Claw is just Zima for millennials”
“White Claw is just Zima for zoomers”
“White Claw is just zoomer Zima”
“White Claw should release a peppermint flavor and call it Santa Claws”
“White grape juice is made from green grapes and is yellow”
“White people have been using the n-word every time they say ‘vinegar’”
“White rice or brown rice?”/“Both. I’m not a riceist.”
“White wine is what you drink before you drink red wine”
“Who ate the first pies?”/“The pie oneers.”
“Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?”/“Tarzipan.”
“Who called it a nutcracker and not a crackhead?”
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