A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entries in the categoryMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet
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“Can’t find your children?  Try turning off the wifi.  They appear suddenly”
“Cancel my subscription—I don’t need your issues”
“Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy”
“Catch and kill” (buying and burying a news story)
“Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos”
“Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them”
“Cell phones keep getting thinner and smarter…people the opposite”
“Censorship is the child of fear and the father of ignorance”
“Censorship is the child of fear, the father of ignorance, desperate weapon of fascists everywhere”
“Censorship is the tool used when lies lose their power”
“Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power”
“Check a story, lose a story”
“Checking Facebook is like checking your underwear after a fart. There’s most likely nothing new…”
“Checking social media at work is our generation’s smoke break”
“Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation”
“Checkmarks imply the existence of checkmatthews, checklukes and checkjohns”
“Co-Vid would be a much better name for Zoom”
“Coffee Grindr—dating app for gay baristas”
“Computer: An electronic time-saving device that is commonly used for time-wasting activities”
“Conjunctivitis.com—that’s a site for sore eyes”
“Coronavirus porn is going viral on PornHub. What a bunch of sick fucks”
“CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself. Alter your thinking. Delete negativity”
“Cut a newsman and he bleeds ink”
“Dad, what are clouds made of?"/"Linux servers, mostly.”
“Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Because there’s a new issue with you every day”
“Damn girl, are you a Reddit user?” (joke)
“Dance like no one is watching, but text, post and email like it will be read in court one day”
“Dance like no one is watching. Because they are not. They’re checking their phones”
“Dear Apple, No one uses the word ‘ducking,’ absolutely no one”
“Dear Autocorrect, No one uses the word ‘ducking,’ absolutely no one”
“Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
“Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than five songs in the world? Sincerely, iPod”
“Dear social media: Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
“Dear Twitter: Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office—I will track you down. You have my Word”
“Defund the media” (#DefundtheMedia)
“Democracy dies in darkness” (Washington Post slogan)
“Developers, developers, developers”
“Do biscuits websites use cookies?”
“Do more things that make you forget to check your phone”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of Unix, for it is subtle and quick to core dump”
“Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?”
“Doc, I’m addicted to Twitter!"/"Sorry, I don’t follow you.”
“Doctor, when do you think Covid19 will be over?"/"I don’t know. I’m not a journalist.”
“Doctors bury their mistakes; journalists put theirs on the front page”
“Does a biscuit website use cookies?”
“Does anyone know if I can buy clothes pegs online?”
“Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website?”
“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark…”
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