A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entries in the category Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet
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“Gossip always travels fastest over grapevines that are slightly sour”
“Gossip columnist—One who writes other’s wrongs”
“Gossip is news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress”
“Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid”
“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t”
“Got home from work today to find my kids have been on eBay all day…” (joke)
“Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you, what are they?”
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s loans and mortgages”
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s student loans”
“Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone’s loans, bad credit and mortgages”
“Halloween costume idea: You should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook”
“Happy International Women’s Day to Alexa and Siri. The only women who listen to men”
“Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children”
“Happy Women’s Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!”
“Happy Women’s Day to Alexa, Siri and Bixby. The only women to listen to men”
“Have you noticed that since all the beauty salons have closed, nobody’s taking selfies?”
“Have you seen the baked bean website?”/“I’ve only just got wind of it.”
“Have you seen the boxing website?”/“Yes, it really knocked me out!”
“Have you seen the bus website?”/“Yes - it’s just the ticket!”
“Have you seen the Dalmatian website?”/“No - haven’t spotted it so far.”
“Have you seen the dynamite website?”/“Yes, it really blew my mind.”
“Have you seen the hypnosis website?”/“Yes, but it put me to sleep.”
“Have you seen the new fishing website?”/“No, it’s not online yet.”
“Have you seen the new fruitcake website?”/“Yes - it’s my currant favorite!”
“Have you seen the umbrella website?”/“Yes, but it went right over my head.”
“Have you tried disabling cookies?”/“Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man!”
“He made so many of them” (Daily News Building quote)
“He who controls the memes controls the universe”
“He who controls the memes controls the universe”
“He who controls the memes controls the world”
“He who reads the newspaper knows what’s going on in the world. He who reads the Bible knows why”
“Headphones imply the existence of shoulderphones, kneephones, and toephones”
“Headphones on. World off”
“Headphones, shoulderphones, kneephones and toephones” (sung to “Head, shoulders, knees and toes”)
“Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…”
“Here’s a question for all you mind readers out there…”
“Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift”
“Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?”/“No idea, they just ransomware.”
“Hey, Siri, why do I always mess things up with women?”/“My name is ALEXA…”
“Hold all my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets”
“Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically”
“Honestly, it’s not the way I look that reveals my age, it’s my use of complete sentences when I text”
“How can you tell the truth is being told? Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it…”
“How did the programmer die in the shower?”/“The shampoo bottle read: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”
“How do comedians send messages?”/“By tee-hee mail.”
“How do knights communicate?”/“Chain mail.”
“How do pirates communicate with each other?”/“With an aye phone.”
“How do trees get on the internet?”/“They log in.”
“How do you make a motherboard?”/“Tell her a long and pointless story.”
“How do you milk sheep?”/“With iPhone accessories.”
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