A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
• “They cheated in the last election. Better vote them out this time” (6/3)
• “Anything I don’t like should be banned. Everything I like should be a human right…” (6/3)
• “It’s that time of year where people will say, ‘It’s too hot for coffee‘“ (6/3)
• “Cashier wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience” (6/3)
• Entry in progress—BP (6/3)
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“‘Old’ is when your wife says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love‘“ (joke)
“‘Tiny House Community’ is just hipster lingo for ‘Mobile Home Park‘“
“‘Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it’s not in cockroaches.’ – a NYC tenant‘“
“50% of home ownership is hearing noises and hoping you have ghosts because you can’t afford…”
“A bean bag is just a boneless sofa”
“A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame”
“A female janitor asked if I’d do some weed with her. I can’t deal with high maintenance women”
“A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden”
“A good building, you got a door man. A bad building, you just got a man in a door”
“A guy only 3 feet, 3 inches tall showed up at my house. It was the meter man”
“A haunted house for dads, but it’s during a sunny day and all the lights are on inside”
“A haunted house, but for dads and all the lights are on. All of them”
“A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams”
“A house is made of wood and stone, but only love can make a home”
“A house is not a home without a dog”
“A house isn’t a home unless there’s wifi”
“A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he cleaned the whole house”
“A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the house”
“A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners’ Association”
“A large group of Karens is called an HOA”
“A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building” (joke)
“A real sign that you’ve made it is when your couches aren’t against a wall”
“A rolling stone gathers no moss. but a moving ceiling fan gathers dust like a motherfucker”
“A skyscraper is a machine that makes the land pay”
“A space heater makes a great housewarming gift”
“Air conditioning implies the existence of air shampooing”
“Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations”
“All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house”
“All our guests bring happiness. Some by coming, others by going”
“All our visitors bring happiness. Some by coming, others by going”
“Americans pay for gym memberships and for people to mow their lawns”
“Americans prefer houses with basements. They’re best cellars”
“An air mattress is great when you want to sleep on the floor, but not right away”
“An armed man ran into a real estate agency and shouted, ‘Nobody move!‘“
“Any room is a panic room if you have lost your phone in it”
“Apartment complex implies the existence of a togetherment simple”
“Apartments should be called togetherments”
“Architects cover their mistakes with ivy”
“As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way”
“Attention Thieves: Please carry ID so we can notify next of kin”
“Beanbags are boneless sofas”
“Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. Why are you even in the kitchen right now”
“Berries white, a poisonous sight” (poison ivy adage)
“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine”
“Beware of the dog. And the cat is not trustworthy, either”
“Bricks are domesticated rocks”
“Bring back $10 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks”
“Bubbles are for bathtubs” (housing bubble)
“Building 7 didn’t demolish itself”
“Building 7 didn’t kill itself”
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