A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Laughter is the best medicine…except for treating diarrhea” (4/15)
•“Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea” (4/15)
•“If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon” (4/15)
•“You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says: ‘In 400 feet, stop and let me out’” (4/15)
•Entry in progress—BP18 (4/15)
More new entries...

Entries in the category Work/Businesses
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“A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking”
“A winner makes commitments. A loser makes promises”
“A wise man once said, ‘Fuck this shit’”
“A wise person once said, ‘Fuck this shit’”
“A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ and she lived happily ever after”
“A year from now you will wish you had started today”
“Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter”
“Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there”
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder”
“Accept people as they are. Believe in what they can become”
“Accidentally drank invisible ink… I’m now in hospital, waiting to be seen”
“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties”
“Accounting is the language of business”
“Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often”
“Acupuncture is a jab well done”
“Adding ‘showed up to work during the apocalypse’ to my résumé”
“Adult life is a constant cycle of ‘I just need to get through this week’, every week…”
“Adulthood is shopping for office supplies instead of school supplies”
“Adulting be like: Paycheck: $624.42 Bills: $597.63”
“Adventures in Heroism” (Intrepid Sea-Air-Space Museum)
“Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records”
“Adversity doesn’t build character—it reveals it”
“Adversity introduces a man to himself”
“Advertising helps raise the standard of living by raising the standard of longing”
“Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on”
“Advertising is what you pay for; publicity is what you pray for”
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“After work, I volunteer to help blind children” (joke)
“Aim so high that others will think you’re crazy”
“All I do is work, go home, blink a few times then it’s back to work”
“All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and more pay for not getting it done”
“All our customers bring happiness. Some by coming, others by going”
“All pets and some children must be kept on a leash” (sign)
“All roads that lead to success have to pass through Hard Work Boulevard at some point”
“All things come to those who wait, but when they come they’re out of date”
“All work and no play will make you a manager”
“Alternative medicine that works is called medicine”
“Always ask for a receipt because you never know when you’ll need an alibi”
“Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi”
“Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it”
“Always dress like it’s the best day of your life”
“Always Open” (nyc.gov)
“Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
“Always writing my name in cursive is my signature move”
“Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? Also no”
“Amateurs teach amateurs to be amateurs”
“Amazon is basically Acme from the Roadrunner cartoons”
“Amazon trucks should play a jingle so we know they’re coming”
“Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming”
“Amazon trucks should play a song just like the ice cream trucks do”
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