A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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•“I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could go like it” (4/18)
•“Welcome to growing older. Where all the foods and drinks you’ve loved for years suddenly seem determined to destroy you” (4/17)
•“Date someone who drinks with you instead of complaining that you drink” (4/17)
•“Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie” (4/17)
•“Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing the evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie” (4/17)
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Entries in the category Work/Businesses
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“If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect”
“If the customers catch a cold, the manufacturers catch pneumonia”
“If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher”
“If the plan doesn’t work, change the plan, but never the goal”
“If the term ‘military grade’ impresses you, you’ve probably never been in the military”
“If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?”
“If they act like they can live without you, help them do it”
“If they don’t chase you when you walk away, keep walking”
“If this nameplate isn’t on the back of your car, you probably paid too much” (Potamkin car dealers)
“If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans”
“If we all just stay home for 2 weeks, we could flatten the gas shortage curve”
“If we don’t have it, you don’t need it” (store sign)
“If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?”
“If work isn’t fun, you’re not playing on the right team”
“If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves”
“If you ain’t makin’ waves, you ain’t kickin’ hard enough”
“If you are a gardener, you can always put ‘Plant Manager’ on your resume”
“If you are a gardener, you can always write ‘Plant Manager’ on your resume”
“If you aren’t making waves, you aren’t kicking hard enough”
“If you break it, you bought it” (Pottery Barn rule)
“If you can count your money, then go back to work”
“If you can count your money, work harder”
“If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it”
“If you can question it, it’s science. If you can’t question it, it’s propaganda”
“If you can sell. you’ll never be unemployed”
“If you can smile when things go wrong, then you have someone in mind to blame”
“If you can tell the difference between work and play, you aren’t doing one of them right”
“If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock”
“If you can’t innovate, litigate”
“If you can’t stop thinking about it, don’t stop working for it”
“If you cannot do great things. do small things in a great way” (“Small things with great love”)
“If you cannot question it, it’s not science. It’s propaganda”
“If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lose”
“If you don’t have a competitive advantage, don’t compete”
“If you don’t know jewelry, know your jeweler”
“If you don’t take care of your customers, someone else will”
“If you don’t take money, they can’t tell you what to do”
“If you don’t have a boob job, you should be able to collect boob unemployment”
“If you don’t like being a doormat, then get off the floor”
“If you don’t like where you are, move! You are not a tree!”
“If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere”
“If you hate waking up on Mondays, change your job”
“If you have no business in New York, you have no business being in New York”
“If you heard anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone”
“If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will believe that it is stupid”
“If you kick me when I’m down, you better pray I don’t get up”
“If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon”
“If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right”
“If you look down, you will fall. If you look up, you will fly”
“If you operate a drill press, you have a boring job”
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