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• “If steroids aren’t allowed in sports, why is makeup allowed in beauty pageants?” (1/26)
• “If drugs aren’t allowed in sports, why is makeup allowed in beauty contests?” (1/26)
• “Stay home, save lives should be our foreign policy, not our public health policy” (1/26)
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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