A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entries in the categoryRadio/Television
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“Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home”
“Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object”
“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other”
“Television is a writer’s medium” (television adage)
“Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done”
“That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do”
“That moment when your high school music is on the oldies station”
“The American people don’t believe anything until they see it on television”
“The Beat of New York” (WKTU-FM)
“The camera adds ten pounds” (film and television adage)
“The camera doesn’t lie” ("The camera never lies")
“The first time I saw a universal remote control I thought, ‘This changes everything‘“
“The greatest thing since radio”
“The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television”
“The most trusted name in fake news” (The Daily Show, CNN)
“The most trusted name in news” (CNN slogan)
“The rewind on the remote of life does not work”
“The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing”
“There is nothing wrong with sex on television as long as you don’t fall off”
“There’s Only One New York” (NY1 News)
“Think outside the Fox” (anti-Fox News saying)
“This is a family show” (no obscenities are allowed)
“Traffic and weather together” (on the “1s” or “8s")
“Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married” (joke)
“Two things to make your day better: 1. Do not watch the news. 2. Stay off the bathroom scales”
“Vegetarian ham radio enthusiasts use a cheese radio”
“Watch more sunsets than Netflix”
“Watching too much television gives you square eyes” (Square-eyed)
“What did the TV do at the beach?"/"Channel surf.”
“What did the TV say to the remote?"/"You turn me on.”
“What did they call the loudest knight of all?"/"Sir Roundsound.”
“What do Lincoln and an ‘80s sitcom have in common?"/"Both were shot before a live audience.”
“What do you call a radio that exercises?"/"Radioactive.”
“What has 15 actors, four settings, two writers, and one plot?"/"632 Hallmark movies.”
“What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?"/"A wide scream TV.”
“What New Yorkers Watch” & “As New York As It Gets” (WNYW, Fox 5)
“What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote control?"/"Pause.”
“What’s a cow’s favorite TV show?"/"Graze Anatomy.”
“When I was your age, I had to walk through 10 feet of shag carpet to change the TV channel”
“Where do TVs go on vacation?"/"To remote islands.”
“Where New York Comes to Talk” (WABC-AM)
“Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook?”
“Why are televisions attracted to people?"/"Because people turn them on.”
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?"/"He saw some American do it on TV.”
“Why do kittens make good announcers?"/"Because they have wee paws for station identification.”
“Why do radio announcers need to have small hands?"/"Wee paws for station identification.”
“Why do radio stations stop the music just to say they play non-stop music?”
“Why is there a shirt and tie on the telly?"/"It’s a smart TV.”
“Why isn’t the Discovery Channel on a different channel every day?”
“Why should people see bad pictures when they can stay at home and see bad television?”
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