A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entries in the categoryRadio/Television
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“Traffic and weather together” (on the “1s” or “8s")
“Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married” (joke)
“Two things to make your day better: 1. Do not watch the news. 2. Stay off the bathroom scales”
“Watch more sunsets than Netflix”
“Watching too much television gives you square eyes” (Square-eyed)
“What did the TV do at the beach?"/"Channel surf.”
“What did the TV say to the remote?"/"You turn me on.”
“What did they call the loudest knight of all?"/"Sir Roundsound.”
“What do Lincoln and an ‘80s sitcom have in common?"/"Both were shot before a live audience.”
“What do you call a radio that exercises?"/"Radioactive.”
“What has 15 actors, four settings, two writers, and one plot?"/"632 Hallmark movies.”
“What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?"/"A wide scream TV.”
“What New Yorkers Watch” & “As New York As It Gets” (WNYW, Fox 5)
“What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote control?"/"Pause.”
“What’s a cow’s favorite TV show?"/"Graze Anatomy.”
“When I was your age, I had to walk through 10 feet of shag carpet to change the TV channel”
“Where do TVs go on vacation?"/"To remote islands.”
“Where New York Comes to Talk” (WABC-AM)
“Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook?”
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?"/"He saw some American do it on TV.”
“Why do kittens make good announcers?"/"Because they have wee paws for station identification.”
“Why do radio announcers need to have small hands?"/"Wee paws for station identification.”
“Why is there a shirt and tie on the telly?"/"It’s a smart TV.”
“Why isn’t the Discovery Channel on a different channel every day?”
“Why should people see bad pictures when they can stay at home and see bad television?”
“Wow! BoJack and Todd in the Big Apple!” (BoJack Horseman episode, 2016)
“You know what they say about cliffhangers”
“You’re a fake, a phony, and a fraud” (talk radio catchphrase)
“You’re not old until the local ‘oldies’ station is playing your high school songs”
ABCNNBCBS (ABC + CNN + NBC + CBS)
All Bullshit Channel (ABC nickname)
Almost Broadcasting Company (ABC nickname)
Alphabet Mafia (media companies)
Alphabet Network (ABC nickname)
Already Been Canceled (ABC nickname)
Already Been Cancelled (ABC nickname)
Always Broadcasting Crap (ABC nickname)
American Pravda (CNN nickname)
Anchorman or Anchor Man (America’s Anchorman)
Awful Broadcasting Company (ABC nickname)
Begathon (Beg-athon; “beg” + “telethon")
Big Apple (crime drama television series, 2001)
Big Apple Minute (WNEW-TV Channel 5, 1980-1987)
Big Apple Movie (WNEW-TV Channel 5, 1981-1986)
Big Brother Corporation (BBC nickname)
Boob Tube (television)
British Brainwashing Corporation (British Broadcasting Corporation or BBC nickname)
British Bullshit Corporation (British Broadcasting Corporation or BBC nickname)
Buggering British Children (British Broadcasting Corporation or BBC nickname)
Cabal News Network (CNN nickname)
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