A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entries in the category Education/Schools
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“Home schooled kids still have school” (snow/virus school closure joke)
“Home Sweet Homeroom” (“Home Sweet Classroom”)
“Homeschool Day One: Wondering how to get this kid transferred out of my class”
“Homeschooled kids miss out on being a gay communist”
“Homework is mandatory unpaid overtime for school children”
“Homework is the school’s version of unpaid overtime”
“Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough”
“Homework: If it goes too easy, you’re doing it wrong”
“How did the math teacher kill himself?”/“He used a hypotenuse.”
“How do bees get to school?”/“On the school buzz.”
“How do you catch a school of fish?”/“With a bookworm.”
“How do you get a parrot to talk properly?”/“Send him to polytechnic.”
“How do you get into college?”/“Through the door.”
“How do you like school, Billy?”/“Closed.”
“How do zombies do well in school?”/“They eat lots of brain food.”
“How many bones are in a human body?”/“Usually, all of them.”
“How many bones are in the human foot?”/“All of them.”
“How many bones are in your hand?”/“A handful.”
“How many bones are in your head?”/“All of them.”
“How many college freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (joke)
“How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?”/“None, they prefer natural light.”
“How many NCAA players does it take to change a lightbulb?” (joke)
“How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?” (riddle)
“How many teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (riddle)
“How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Cry”
“How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom”
“Hurry up and pass out the test before I forget everything!”
“Hyperbole is the worst figure of speech in the multiverse”
“Hyperbole is the worst thing ever!”
“Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe”
“I accidentally blew up my chemistry lab in high school. Oxidants happen!”
“I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course. I’m really struggling to get out of it”
“I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker”
“I always tell my kids to stay in school. But they keep coming back”
“I asked my wife to act like a ‘naughty school girl.’ She forged a note from her mother…”
“I ate the exam paper. Which means that sooner or later I will pass the test”
“I became math teacher to teach subtraction. I just want to make a difference”
“I before E except after C has been disproved by science”
“I better get a good grade on my son’s science fair project”
“I bought a book called ‘Mathematics for dummies.’ All the answers were wrong”
“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you”
“I can write in cursive so I’m basically a Founding Father at this point”
“I couldn’t wait to go to university. But when I got there, it was just people from Earth”
“I did really well on my Roman history test. I got a C”
“I didn’t think my son stole from his trig teacher until I saw his room. All the sines were there”
“I didn’t understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me”
“I didn’t go to school just to eat my lunch”
“I don’t always have time to study…but when I do, I don’t”
“I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table. Just elements of it”
“I don’t teach subjects. I teach students”
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