A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my —”
“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my stock of words”
“There are some things you can only learn in a storm”
“There are things we are taught to accept without question…”
“There are three good reasons to be a teacher: June, July and August”
“There are three kinds of mathematician: those who can count and those who can’t”
“There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t”
“There is a self depreciation course starting at my college next term. I’ve already put myself down”
“There is no ‘I’ in stupidity”
“There is no back row” (online classroom adage)
“There is no education in the second kick of a mule”
“There is no education like adversity”
“There once was a girl who loved pi…” (limerick)
“There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator” (math joke)
“There’s no future in becoming a historian”
“There’s nothing like the sound of a child’s laughter to remind you that your dorm is haunted”
“THEY call it ‘summer break.’ TEACHERS call it ‘recovery’”
“They need to bring back teaching binary in schools. That’s just my 10 cents”
“Thieves wear sneakers, artists wear sketchers and language teachers wear converse”
“Think you’re bored? Sir Isaac Newton invented calculus during the plague”
“Thinking that printing banknotes ends poverty is like thinking that printing diplomas ends ignorance”
“This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined”
“This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school”
“Those who can’t teach, teach gym”
“Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it—next semester”
“Those who go to college and never get out are called professors”
“Time goes by fast when you’re avoiding homework”
“Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students”
“To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe”
“To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid”
“To be scary on Halloween, carry a school fundraising packet to every door”
“To clarify: Teachers are not ‘off for the summer,’ they are ‘in recovery’”
“To clarify: Teachers are not ‘off for the summer.’ We are ‘in recovery’”
“To do list: Become teacher. Dress up as Gandalf. Tell class they shall not pass”
“Today in veterinary class we learned that cows have four stomachs…” (joke)
“Too cool for school”
“Too much attention to the pigskin doesn’t help the sheepskin” (sports vs. academics)
“Topology implies the existence of bottomology and versology”
“Topology implies the existence of bottomology, and they both study holes”
“Topology implies the existence of bottomology”
“Tradition never graduates”
“Two zombies were at a graduation party. One asked, ‘How was the grad you ate?’”
“Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?” (cheer)
“University is just like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you”
“University priorities: football for alumni, parking for faculty, sex for students”
“Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that’s entirely end credits”
“Water your mind to grow your soul”
“We breathe air. Trees make air. Homework kills trees. Homework is killing us”
“We homeschool because we have seen the village and we don’t want it raising our children”
“We take career advice from someone who went to college to be a guidance counselor”
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