A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“What’s the difference between a high school reunion and a hockey game? (joke)
“What’s the difference between an English major and a park bench?” (riddle)
“What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?” (riddle)
“What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?”/“The multiplication table.”
“What’s the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?”/“University.”
“What’s the worst thing about ancient history class?”/“The teachers tend to Babylon.”
“What’s your favorite musical instrument?”/“The lunch bell.”
“What’s the difference between a college freshman and a high school senior?”/“Three months.”
“What’s the opposite of formaldehyde?”/ “Casualdejekyll.”
“When I was at school, people used to throw gold bars at me. I was the victim of bullion”
“When I was in school a policeman came in & did a talk on drugs. I didn’t understand a word he said”
“When Newton was quarantined due to the plague, he invented calculus”
“When the student is ready, the teacher will appear”
“When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra”
“When you’re sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school”
“Where are mathematicians buried?”/“The symmetry.”
“Where did the Easter bunny go to college?”/ “Johns Hopkins.”
“Where did the kittens go on their class trip?”/“To a mewseum.”
“Where did the piglets study their ABC’s?”/“At a school for higher loining.”
“Where do baby citrus fruits go to learn?”/“A lemon tree school.”
“Where do belly buttons go to school?”/“The naval academy.”
“Where do children learn their ABCs?”/“In LMN-tary school”
“Where do cows go after elementary school?”/“To a second dairy school.”
“Where do hippos go to college?”/“To the hippocampus.”
“Where do math teachers go on vacation?”/“To Times Square.”
“Where do porn stars go to college?”/“Fuck U.”
“Where do pornstars go to school?”/“F. U.”
“Where do religious school children practice sports?”/“In the prayground.”
“Where do sensitive middle class dinosaurs send their kids?”/“Montessaurus school.”
“Where do vampires learn to suck blood?”/“Law school.”
“While most puns make me feel numb, math puns always makes me feel number”
“While my wife was asleep, I wrote algebraic terms on her. You should have seen the expression…”
“Whiteboards are remarkable”
“Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?”/“The crossing gourd.”
“Who is Scott Fitzgerald, and why is everyone so rude about him?”
“Who’s Scott Fitzgerald and why did they tell us to fuck him in high school”
“Whomever stole my highlighter, I’ll find you. Mark my words”
“Why are Americans so dumb?”/“Because they shoot the ones who go to school.”
“Why are fish so smart?”/“Because they travel in schools.”
“Why are two medians in a single data set funny?”/“Because it’s a co-median.”
“Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?”/“Because they don’t believe in higher powers.”
“Why can’t Christians do trigonometry?”/“Cos Jesus took away their sin.”
“Why did Johnny get low grades after Thanksgiving?”/“Everything is marked down after the holidays.”
“Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?”/“Because it multiplied by dividing.”
“Why did the bacterium fail its math class?”/“Because it multiplies when it divides.”
“Why did the biology students almost fail?”/“They were bio-D-grade-able.”
“Why did the boy eat his homework?”/“Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.”
“Why did the chicken cross the playground?”/“To get to the other slide.”
“Why did the child study in the airplane?”/“He wanted a higher education.”
“Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?”/“She couldn’t control her pupils.”
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