A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home” (4/23)
•“I’m a better person when I’m tan and holding a margarita” (4/23)
•“You ARE a good driver. That curb DOESN’T belong there” (4/23)
•“‘It’s been a long week.’—Me, in the middle of Tuesday” (4/23)
•“Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. ‘Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking’. Surprise, surprise. Day one” (4/22)
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Entries in the category Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores
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“How many lives were saved by taping arrows to the floors of supermarket aisles?”
“How old were you when you learned that BAR stood for Beer & Alcohol Room?”
“How’s the Italian food in this restaurant?”/“Good. Try the veal. It’s the best in the city.”
“Husband and I went grocery shopping with masks, got home, took off masks…wrong husband!”
“Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything” (bar joke)
“I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?”/“McDonald’s ice cream machine.”
“I asked a Walmart worker where I could find the nuts. He said they’re in the toilet paper aisle”
“I asked the teenager working at McDonald’s if the shamrock shakes were made with fresh shamrocks”
“I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s for lunch. His mom was furious”
“I ate at a family restaurant. Every table had an argument going”
“I ate at Mary Poppin’s Restaurant. Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!”
“I bought a half-chicken at Whole Foods for 20% off and now all math is meaningless to me”
“I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders…” (joke)
“I came from a tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant, I sat down and had broken leg of lamb”
“I could see every ketchup bottle in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20”
“I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb…” (joke)
“I did a lot of dumb stuff, but I never got a fish filet from McDonald’s”
“I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket”
“I don’t know the secret of happiness, but I’ve never been sad at a Tex-Mex restaurant”
“I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I’ve never been sad at a Mexican restaurant”
“I don’t trust new cafes. They fill me with uncertain tea”
“I don’t usually talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store”
“I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I wanna go grocery shopping like it’s 1999”
“I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I wanna grocery shop like it’s 1999”
“I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to grocery shop like it’s 1999”
“I don’t know the secret of happiness, but I’ve never been sad at an Italian restaurant”
“I found this on the local café menu—idemx rilgl. It was mixed grill”
“I got kicked out of a Jewish bakery today. All I did was ask, ‘What’s the challah cost?’”
“I hope the bars open soon. I need to cut down on my drinking”
“I hope the grocery stores will put the arrows back on the floor again so I can feel safe”
“I hope the pubs open soon. I need to cut down on my drinking”
“I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink and have music at a normal volume…”
“I like my women like I like Little Caesars. Hot and Ready”
“I like my women like I like my Starbucks. Expensive, bitter and calling me by the wrong name”
“I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom. No one questions you if you spend 45 minutes there”
“I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats”
“I opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came”
“I ordered a Manhattan and that Indian bartender charged me $24!”
“I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but.. I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast”
“I ordered two large fries, not a hundred little ones!”
“I probably shouldn’t have driven home from the pub last night. Especially as I walked there”
“I really shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there”
“I really want to buy a supermarket checkout divider, but the cashier keeps putting it back”
“I recently opened a restaurant. I guess you could call me an entrée-preneur”
“I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors”
“I refuse to pay for Jewish bread. I’m a challah cost denier”
“I run on Starbucks, sarcasm and red lipstick”
“I said to the waitress, ‘What’s the duck like?’ She said, ‘Like a chicken, but it can swim.’”
“I said, ‘Make me a Zombie.’ The bartender said, ‘God beat me to it’”
“I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No phone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there drinking coffee”
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