A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“A family checks into a hotel…” (joke)
“A girl was knocking on my hotel room door all night. Finally, I had to let her out”
“A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future what a can of soda will cost in 20 years”
“A husband calls up the hotel manager from his room…” (joke)
“A photon checks into a hotel…” (joke)
“A room and bath for two and one-half” (Commodore Hotel, now Grand Hyatt)
“All hotel rooms look the same with the lights off”
“An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician are all sleeping in a hotel…” (joke)
“Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business”
“Christian hotels be like—Amen-ities”
“Do you have reservations?"/"Yes, but I’ll stay here anyway.”
“Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel."/"Can I examine you?"/"Be my guest.”
“Does this hotel have prayer rooms?"/"No, sir. But we do have other amen-ities.”
“Does this hotel offer a turndown service?"/"Not to you.”
“Elegance Without Attitude” (Michelangelo Hotel)
“Grand Dame of Madison Avenue” (Roosevelt Hotel)
“Heads in beds” (hospitality saying)
“Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were”
“Hotel as Theater” (Royalton Hotel)
“Hotel — A place where you pay dollars for quarters”
“Hotel lobbies must be the main place many people had their first experience with cucumber water”
“Hotel Manager: Did you rent the entire second floor to clowns? Me: It’s a pretty funny story”
“Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier”
“How does a hotel room taste?"/"Suite.”
“I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!”
“I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up call” (joke)
“I rely on hotels so much I’ve actually become quite inn-dependent”
“I stayed at a vegan hotel last night. It was the Radishon”
“I stayed in a hotel run by two contortionists. They bent over backwards for me”
“I walked up to reception in the hotel and said, ‘Sorry, but I forgot what room I’m in‘“ (joke)
“If a hotel offers bran muffins and prune juice, is that an incontinental breakfast?”
“If you’re not at the New Yorker, you’re not in New York” (New Yorker hotel)
“Lullabuy of Broadway” (Milford Plaza)
“Meet Me at Clark Street” (St. George Hotel)
“Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without telling him you want it back”
“New York City’s Most Convenient Hotel” (Pan American Hotel)
“No Jacket, No Tie, No Attitude” (The Mark)
“Over Night Or Over Time” (Alex Hotel)
“Porter, there’s a lamb in my hotel room!"/"Sir, that’s the mini baa.”
“Positive, Open, Friendly” (Roger Smith Hotel)
“Room service? Send up a larger room!”
“So fast, I turned off the light in my hotel room and was in bed before it was dark”
“The Greatest City in Las Vegas” (New York, New York Hotel & Casino)
“The hotel towels were so thick, I could hardly close my suitcase”
“The sign in my hotel room said, ‘Not responsible for stolen items.’ So I stole some stuff”
“There’s nothing like the sound of a child’s laughter to remind you that your hotel room is haunted”
“This is an elegant hotel—room service has an unlisted number”
“Uptown, not uptight and decidedly New York” (Le Parker Meridien)
“Watson, I’ve discovered that our hotel mattress is missing a cover."/"No sheet, Sherlock!”
“We’re glad to have you as our guest, And hope you have a good night’s rest…” (poem)
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