"If you hear an onion ring, answer it” is a nonsense saying that’s been cited in print since at least 2000.
by BastardOperator (Monk)
on Nov 16, 2000 at 18:49 UTC
If you hear an onion ring, answer it.
Gifted and Gone:
Proverbs, Quotations, Sayings and More
By Carol Giles
If you hear an onion ring, don’t answer.
(Unknown submitted by grammar school student)
The power of promotional products:
How to motivate prospects, reward performance and create targeted promotions with residual value
By Maria Carlton and David Blaise
Hamilton, NZ: Phantom Pub.
“If you hear an onion ring, answer it.”
Sioux City (IA) Journal
Slow-cooking dish calls on quote-worthy onions
Marcia Poole, Journal columnist
Posted: Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:30 pm
Oh—and one more onion quote; this one’s from an anonymous source: “If you hear an onion ring, answer it.”