A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“My friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through musical differences. He was always giving rave reviews” (4/25)
•“Please refrain from making music puns” (4/25)
•“Cleaning is better when no one else is home” (4/25)
•“Tbh cleaning is better when no one else is home” (4/25)
•Entry in progress—BP23 (4/25)
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“I told myself I should stop drinking… But i’m not about to listen to some drunk”
“Why don’t Mexicans have barbecues?”/“Because the beans fall through the grill.”
“Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped”
“What’s the best pancake topping?”/“More pancakes.”
“I’m thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator. I wonder how many are in that field”
“What’s better than eating a mandarin?”/“Eating Amanda out.”
“How do you make a pancake smile?”/“Butter him up.”
“Where does a dad keep all his jokes?”/“In the dadabase.”
Manhatin’ (feminist cocktail)
“If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it ain’t worth fixing”
“Because of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps”
“What’s the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?”/“An emo pizza slices itself.”
“What major city is the most feminist?”/“Manhatin’.”
“Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?”/“So they can have bubble baths.”
“When you text a girl, you also text her friends”
“The only stock options I have are chicken and beef”
“The only stock options I have are chicken and beef”
“Decaf only works if you throw it on people”
“Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore…it’s basically a personality trait”
“Trail mix is just M&M’s with obstacles”
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