A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“A champion is someone who is willing to be uncomfortable” (“Be comfortable being uncomfortable”)
“My girlfriend fell in an ice cream store. She’s now a sore bae”
“When I found out my microwave wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked”
“Tea is for mugs”
“Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy”
“The butcher who made seabird sausages took a tern for the wurst”
“My friend William changed his name to Lawrence, and that’s how a Bill becomes a Law”
“How do you cook a crocodile?”/“In a ‘croc’ pot.”
“What’s the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?”
“Hello Brooklyn”
“What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?”/“You can’t milk a cow for X years.”
“It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know”
“I missed the cosmetics exam. I had to do a makeup test”
“Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins”
“My favorite position is CEO” (“A woman’s favorite position is CEO”)
“How do construction workers party?”/“They raise the roof.”
“Yo mama is so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball”
“What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?” (joke)
“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense”
“I didn’t ask you to dance. I said you look fat in those pants”
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