A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Laughter is the best medicine…except for treating diarrhea” (4/15)
•“Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea” (4/15)
•“If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon” (4/15)
•“You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says: ‘In 400 feet, stop and let me out’” (4/15)
•“You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says ‘After 300 feet, stop and let me out!’’ (4/15)
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“Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog”
“What do you call a Communist sniper?”/“A Marxman.”
“Why can’t Irishmen be lawyers?”/“They can never get past the bar.”
New York State: Excelsior State (nickname)
“Poisoned coffee, n: Grounds for divorce”
“If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee”
“What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?”/“One less drunk.”
“Why can’t Irishmen be lawyers?”/“They can never get past the bar.”
“Thank you, student loans. How will I ever repay you?”
“Why did the programmer quit his job?”/“Because he didn’t get arrays.”
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
“I slapped a statue’s ass. I’ve officially hit rock bottom”
“A time traveler walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
“We should’ve seen communism’s failure. In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags”
“Why is milk so fast?”/“Because it’s pasteurized before you see it.”
“What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public?”/“A private tooter.”
“Obesity is probably the only disease where a run for the cure will actually cure it”
“Betting against gold is the same as betting on governments”
“Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?”/“It’s a Wurst-Käse scenario.”
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