“99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately I belong to the 1% of intelligent people” is a joke that was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 19, 2014. The speaker is not intelligent—“0.1%” should be the correct number.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JoeyMxx November 19, 2014
99.9% of people are idiots
Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people
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james a
@a_ajames
i just read this joke on reddit.. made my day!
“99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people” :D
12:03 PM · Nov 19, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Maja
@ednichka
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
(via @reddit)
4:20 PM · Nov 19, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
deMotivational
@thedmotivation
99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.
3:05 AM · Nov 20, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Darius Adrian
March 24, 2020 at 3:05 PM ·
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately. I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.
4:57 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/HellsJuggernaut April 5, 2020
99.9% of people are idiots
Fortunately I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
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